The World's Coming to an End! Are You Going to Sneak In Some Pool?

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BasementDweller

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Well, the world is about to end and I feel a bit bad about that. But I think I'm going to sneak in a few racks tonight just in case it's my last chance.

Should I feel guilty about that? :thumbup:
 
I think you should hit every shot like it's your last shot on earth....
...dig deep.
And if the world doesn't end, keep playing that way.

And treat people today like you're paying 'last respects'.
And if the world doesn't end, keep treating them that way.



I haven't edited this post for typos...couldn't be bothered.:boring2::)
 
Some cultures believe you spend eternity doing what you were at the time when you die. You may have a rock solid plan.
My plan involves red wine and Viagra but each to their own.
 
I asked my mom if I could go play a tournament tonight and she said no.

Guess I may have hit my last ball.
 
Do we have an exact time, or at least a time-window, in which the end will occur?

I've got a busy day tomorrow so I want to schedule my "last" activity carefully.
 
last day

If any of you play at a pool hall with metered parking outside don't worry about getting a ticket... you won't have to pay anyway.

And if the world doesn't end I know a Mayan dude who will take care of the ticket.
 
Doncha think if the Mayans were THAT good at predicting the future...







There would be more Mayans left around????
 
I'll be playing One Pocket with the boys, as usual, but I think I'll go over and plant a bit wet one on the girl behind the counter, just to be on the safe side, don't you know. :)
 
Viagra

bigshooter said:
Some cultures believe you spend eternity doing what you were at the time when you die. You may have a rock solid plan.
My plan involves red wine and Viagra but each to their own.
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I tried Viagra one time, the damm pill got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for 4 hrs. :eek:

Merry Christmas All

MMike
 
Depending on the time zone from the end point, I may very well be playing. I should be playing till about 11pm eastern standard time, so if it ends after it strikes midnight Greenwich, hopefully it won't be my shot:eek:
 
bigshooter said:
Some cultures believe you spend eternity doing what you were at the time when you die. You may have a rock solid plan.
My plan involves red wine and Viagra but each to their own.
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Darn! spanking the monkey for all eternity
 
I played a guy cheap one-pocket tonight and beat him all 15 games we played. When we finished I said that at least we are safe that the world won't end today. He laughed and said oh yeah, why is that? I replied that he can't possibly be that unlucky to lose every game of pool on the same day as the apocalypse.
 
Everyone in our league says they are, "saving it up for playoffs" (meaning their best game). I wasn't aware one could bottle success up, but last night, thinking the world was ending I opened my bottle and used up all my runouts, safeties, kicks, and banks.

Now what am I supposed to do? Bowl? Darts? Back to Croquet?

<-- Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda kept the lid on my bottle. Damnit.




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BasementDweller said:
Well, the world is about to end and I feel a bit bad about that. But I think I'm going to sneak in a few racks tonight just in case it's my last chance.

Should I feel guilty about that? :thumbup:
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hahaha,,

I can think of better ways to spend time if the world is going to end........just sayin. ;)
 
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