Being new here, I feel like I'm playing catch up on all the insults. Rather than do this piecemeal I am going to just try to get everyone in one post. So here goes...
Q. How do you get rid of a professional pool player?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. What is the difference between a pool table mechanic and God?
A. God doesn't think he's a pool table mechanic.
Q. What do you call a professional pool player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Son: Dad, I want to make a living as a tournament promoter.
Dad: Son, you can't have it both ways.
Q. How many pool hustlers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. One to change the bulb and 4 to talk about how great the old one used to be.
Q. How many pool table mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. One to change the bulb and 4 to claim they could have done it better.
Q. Why do pool table mechanics put their company names on the side of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicapped spots.
Q. How do road players get better gas mileage?
A. Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the top of the car.
Q. What's the difference between a beginning pool player and a dog?
A. The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q. What did the forum moderator get on his IQ test?
A. Saliva
I think that covers most of you. If you feel like you were left out of this please feel free to assume someone (me or otherwise) has told you to "F off" and feel free to be offended.
Q. How do you get rid of a professional pool player?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. What is the difference between a pool table mechanic and God?
A. God doesn't think he's a pool table mechanic.
Q. What do you call a professional pool player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Son: Dad, I want to make a living as a tournament promoter.
Dad: Son, you can't have it both ways.
Q. How many pool hustlers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. One to change the bulb and 4 to talk about how great the old one used to be.
Q. How many pool table mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. One to change the bulb and 4 to claim they could have done it better.
Q. Why do pool table mechanics put their company names on the side of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicapped spots.
Q. How do road players get better gas mileage?
A. Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the top of the car.
Q. What's the difference between a beginning pool player and a dog?
A. The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q. What did the forum moderator get on his IQ test?
A. Saliva
I think that covers most of you. If you feel like you were left out of this please feel free to assume someone (me or otherwise) has told you to "F off" and feel free to be offended.