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If I can have a cigarette during your turn, come back and still wait for you.. you take too long.
If I can order a drink every time you step to the table.. you take too long.
If I can take a power nap.. you take too long.
If I order and receive my food before it's my turn again.. you take too long.
and lastly..
If people take up one-pocket in order to speed up play.. you take too long.
+1
And to add to that list:
If I can time your turns at the table with a sundial...
You take too long !!