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"How I Lost 28 games in a row playing double or nothing for $20 a rack" ~by Bald Mike, White Guy, East Coast
 
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A thread I don't reckon you'll see anytime soon is "Earl the Role Model" by SJM
 
Threads you likely won't see soon:

"My new love for races to 3." ~Chris Bartram

"Why the cue ball should be polished at least 4x an hour during straight pool" ~by lfigueroa

"I hate bicycles" ~Black-Balled

"Can someone please explain the two times fuller system? Thanks." ~Bob Jewett

"Keynesian Economics > Austrian Economics" ~chefjeff

"After 46 years, I'm at a loss for words" ~ENGLISH

"Science is a farce. All actions on the pool table are a direct result of Divine Intervention" ~pj from chgo

"I've solved the riddle of playing pool while maintaining a healthy relationship with my girlfriend" ~justnum
 
"The Bellagio sucks, i'm going to go share a room with Fatboy at the Riv" MahnaMahna

"Box Cues suck!!!!" Will Prout

"I'm capable of forgiveness" Shooting Arts

"I'm putting Keith on a Jet to go play in California for a month" JAM

"I dont have his picture" nightmare

"Obama Sucks!!" Mikey Frost

"I quit gambling" Mikey Frost

All in good fun, :p:grin-square:
 
"Why I hate tight pockets" Mainplayer

"Using distraction to increase focus" Earl Strickland

"CTE and ghost ball are one and the same" Stan Shuffet

"Special strokes that defy physics" Bob Jewett

"My secret is silicone" Danny Harriman
 
My game has gone way up since I incorporated weed into my practice routine.-- Earl Strickland
 
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If you can't cut it in, play safe.....John Brumback
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Or "never play a bank shot in pool, its just to risky" JB

"The scones were fantastic at high tea today" Shannon Daulton

"Fatboy makes his best decisions after he drinks a half a jar and takes 4 Tylenol PM's" Shannon Daulton(you had to be there to get that one:o)


ok i'm done picking on that crew for now, they are my friends so i'm allowed to, oh gosh the "Jar" moonshine got me good one night a few years back, i was thirsty had no idea.....it was clear i'm from California that night & a couple other nights on the jar, i dont drink.
 
"Ralf Greenleaf started playing pool before me" Freddy the Beard(freddy is older)

"I agree with Grady" Billy Cardone

"Pool is the best organized business in the world" Watchez

"I stopped drinking beer" Jason Kirkwood:p

"My back feels great" Fatboy :frown:

"Quitting winners is the only way to gamble at pool, I won millions doing that" CJ

"That guy high rolled me" Cornbread Red

:smile::smile::smile:
 
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How to get along with Schizo's by Wrldpro

Why I voted Democrat by LWW

I left a 25% tip by poolplayer2093

Blue book of pool cues 4th edition ships tomorrow by Cuaba

I can ride the big rides at Disney by Spanky

JV
 
"Strong Arm John loses arm wrestling match"

"Scooter voluntarily started going to GA meetings last year, now has his 1 year coin"

"Alex P is the most boring player to sweat"

"Mad Max gets mad"

"The Kamui chalk debate ends in a 100% majority vote, John Bertone buys everyone a drink"

"Cory Dueal really needs to work on his 9B break"

"Barry Szam sells out to a Chinese factory, the legend goes to China":frown::frown:

"I dont care if I win, i just want to make friends" SVB

"I won the Las Vegas marathon in just under 3 hours, will have DVD's in a week of me crossing the finish line first" JCIN

"Get that Asian girl away from me" Mad Max

"I was scared he was going to punch me, so I ran out the door" Denis Hatch

"I quit playing pool forever, i'm now a fashion designer" Hill Billy

"Never use a loop bridge" Lee Brett

"Chicago sucks" Freddy the Beard

all in good fun, Denis-please don't punch me, Hill Billy I know your never gonna stop playing pool,

off to bed.
 
Blue Hog, I shipped the Balabushka for your Birthday yesterday - Fat Boy.

Kind of a standing joke. I am getting one of his, even if I have to buy it, someday.
 
Is it okay to end a sentence with a preposition?.......George Fels
 
I have no idea whatsoever why they clocked me at B speed at best in New Jersey... Shooting Arts...

I'll be back in August to ask again =)

Sorry Hu.. I was busy and heard you were there but there was no aura over anyone on my breaks... A few halos in the parking lot but the wind kept blowing them away =)
 
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