Top 10 List of Stupid Things Cubc said =)

poolmonkey

poolmonkey

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Well now that the match is over, I found these tidbits quite humourous considering what the outcome was. Some were funny regardless of who won :p

10) [cubc] 12:35 pm: mike janis said i should give her some tips to help her game

9) [cubc] 10:58 am: nah. i just want to win in under 2 hours so i can go out and at least see some of vegas

8) To be honest I'm not even worried about beating her. I just want to not look like an idiot on screen since I'm playing after Frost, Appleton, Schmidt, Shane, and Alex.

7) [cubc] 11:29 am: and no ive not had any more lessons from her [Kelly Fisher]. I took the 1 lesson. came back 3 weeks later and she said if a 10 was perfect form then I was a 9.. she couldnt give me any more advice so we ended up just playing sets for fun

6) [cubc] 12:00 pm: if someone wanted to donate a trip to vegas and 2,000 dollars you would be polite too no?

5) [cubc] 12:00 pm: I figure if it hadnt been for you and your amazing marketing skills I'd be bored in 2 weeks trying to get a small action game
[cubc] 12:00 pm: but now im going to vegas, playing on tar, etc.

4) [cubc] 12:29 pm: i really believe you have problems

3) [cubc] 12:34 pm: she is really too unstable for me

2) [cubc] 12:31 pm: i did not monkey. here you want to hear something she'll deny?
[cubc] 12:32 pm: the last night she was here. sunday. she had a little to drink
[cubc] 12:32 pm: asked me to stay the night since she had her flight in 4 hours
[cubc] 12:32 pm: i said no. she said i would get to cuddle and do what I wanted to her
[cubc] 12:32 pm: i swear to god
[cubc] 12:32 pm: i left... barely
[cubc] 12:33 pm: she was yelling in her room "you'll regrettttt it" as I was walking down the hall of the motel
[cubc] 12:33 pm: i went home. slept for 2.5 hours. woke up. went and picked her up and dropped her off at the airport
[cubc] 12:33 pm: now you can copy all this. instigate more for your dramatically boring lives

AND THE NUMBER 1 DUMBEST THING WAS?

1) "Can I eat you for breakfast instead of IHOP? I can't stop thinking about last night."
 
!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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Oy-Vey ! What Next ?

Jesus !
I'm glad that I've never written anything that will come back to bite ME in the ass..... imo

Doug
 
D_Lewis

D_Lewis

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Smorgass Bored said:
Jesus !
I'm glad that I've never written anything that will come back to bite ME in the ass..... imo

Doug
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I sure hope I have! Makes life interesting!
 
Southpaw

Southpaw

Swing away, Meril....
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DAMN! Had to mention IHOP didnt u? Their beef-tips and hashbrowns are off the chain!

Southpaw
 
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Ant812

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i still give him credit for showing up so he has my repsect. anyone know when he is getting back?
 
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fasteddienc

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So he claims that she offered to sleep with him??? Interesting stuff. Guess we will never know what really happened. Classic he said, she said. Looks like she is having the last laugh though.
 
jay helfert

jay helfert

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Top Ten list of things OMG said to cubc:

10. Thanks for coming
9. Have a nice day
8. It's been nice talking to you
7. I got lucky
6. You play GOOD!
5. I needed the weight
4. I got real lucky, (under her breath) that you showed up
3. We should do this more often
2. When do you get paid
1. What's your next best game?
 
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yobagua

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I dont like to beat a guy when he's down. Let him go. Everyone has said some stupid things. Thats why I dont go to class reunions.
 
branpureza

branpureza

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Hahaha... oh man, you guys are ruthless. Give the poor fellow a break, it's bad enough he got castrated on The Action Report for everyone's viewing pleasure. :p

Lesson learned: Don't talk sh!t if you can't back it up.
 
!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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branpureza said:
Hahaha... oh man, you guys are ruthless. Give the poor fellow a break, it's bad enough he got castrated on The Action Report for everyone's viewing pleasure. :p

Lesson learned: Don't talk sh!t if you can't back it up.
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OR, be prepared to kill all witnesses and then deny, deny, DENY.
Doug
 
uwate

uwate

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damn what a flogging...

still gotta give some props to Cubc for showing up with 3k and posting, giving up weight on a internet feed shown around the world.

OMGWTF must have had one badass steak dinner after this was over. No IHOP for her.
 
Cuebacca

Cuebacca

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> "I just wish the match would happen already so I can buy a new 9' table for my new house with her money from a match that she caused by running her mouth."

> "Sure wonder what her "creative" spin will be after she loses though. Perhaps a nice huge picture of some food she previously ate that was the culprit or something?"

> "I'll shake her hand with no problem" [if she can catch me] :D

> And the number one reason why we should probably just drop it:

"Trust me the shots I really want to fire would be far worse than anything I've ever said to anyone on these forums." :eek:
 
uwate

uwate

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did he really post that part about him turning her down to "cuddle and do what I wanted to her" ?
 
DeadPoked

DeadPoked

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OMGWTF was very gracious and low-key with her victory and treated those who supported her very well. I was lucky enough to be treated to dinner by her the night after she won. We enjoyed medium-rare prime rib and crab legs at the Paris Casino, followed by consuming large amounts of alcohol at the Splash Bar. Many thanks were given by all to North Carolina for treating us to a fantastic night.
 
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