UNBIASED review of Myself

Gregg

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I play at banger speed, own ridiculously fine cues for someone who isn't even a favorite to go on a three ball run all night, and am not able to hold my own against most people who walk in off the street.
 
Gregg said:
I play at banger speed, own ridiculously fine cues for someone who isn't even a favorite to go on a three ball run all night, and am not able to hold my own against most people who walk in off the street.

Gregg, just go over and kick your dog; that's what their for. You'll feel a lot better and the dog don't care...:)
 
Wow! You just had the same billiards revelation that I had a few years back! Now you have to find a way to be happy with your banger speed and enjoy to the fullest those rare nights when the high octane fuel kicks in.

Maximize your fun by being a "spoiler"... a guy that can't win the tourney, but that can come out of nowhere to beat a better player once in a while... it's all us world-classless bangers have left....
 
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Gregg said:
I play at banger speed, own ridiculously fine cues for someone who isn't even a favorite to go on a three ball run all night, and am not able to hold my own against most people who walk in off the street.

Find you a player, someone real good, that is a nice person off the table and on, and ask them how you can improve your game. There are many players out there, like me, that watch new players, taking a liking to some, and that can get you going in the right direction if you ask. I have helped 4 or 5 in the last couple of years, nothing real big, but with some instruction as to what to work on, or help with english, or certain type of shots, or to tell them what they need to work on next. One was a 3, now a 5, 2 others were weak 4's, now pretty strong 5's, so that makes me feel good, but I know when you get better, start winning more, that you enjoy the sport more.

Many people start playing without ever investigating as to the RIGHT WAY to learn the sport. They stand and grip the cue any ole way, with no sense of what is the right way, or even why it is the right way. As they say, you have to crawl before you walk, and walk before you run, and run before you fly (flying used in the context of playing the perfect match ...lol).
 
Maybe you are really a world class champion...you just need to do as a lot do...go into the bathroom and get your medicine corrected.:D
 
Uhh - you have your domestic animals confused. DOGS are for loving, playin' catch, and giving you support when no one else does. Great listeners and always good for a wet kiss. Never mistreat a dog.

CATS, on the other hand, are there to practice drop kicks, test the microwave, target practice and related chores.:D :p
-von

cheesemouse said:
Gregg, just go over and kick your dog; that's what their for. You'll feel a lot better and the dog don't care...:)
 
Cats

VonRhett said:
Uhh - you have your domestic animals confused. DOGS are for loving, playin' catch, and giving you support when no one else does. Great listeners and always good for a wet kiss. Never mistreat a dog.

CATS, on the other hand, are there to practice drop kicks, test the microwave, target practice and related chores.:D :p
-von
Hence the term "FURRY FOOTBALLS"
AL
 
Gregg said:
I play at banger speed, own ridiculously fine cues for someone who isn't even a favorite to go on a three ball run all night, and am not able to hold my own against most people who walk in off the street.


You're not alone Gregg, your statement describes me to a "T"
I guess it's true everbody has a twin somewhere in this world


BANGERS UNITE​
 
Snapshot9 said:
Find you a player, someone real good, that is a nice person off the table and on, and ask them how you can improve your game. There are many players out there, like me, that watch new players, taking a liking to some, and that can get you going in the right direction if you ask. I have helped 4 or 5 in the last couple of years, nothing real big, but with some instruction as to what to work on, or help with english, or certain type of shots, or to tell them what they need to work on next. One was a 3, now a 5, 2 others were weak 4's, now pretty strong 5's, so that makes me feel good, but I know when you get better, start winning more, that you enjoy the sport more.

Many people start playing without ever investigating as to the RIGHT WAY to learn the sport. They stand and grip the cue any ole way, with no sense of what is the right way, or even why it is the right way. As they say, you have to crawl before you walk, and walk before you run, and run before you fly (flying used in the context of playing the perfect match ...lol).

Tap Tap.....
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Gregg said:
I play at banger speed, own ridiculously fine cues for someone who isn't even a favorite to go on a three ball run all night, and am not able to hold my own against most people who walk in off the street.
Dude... you steal my biography and post it here again and my peeps will visit your peeps. Uh-huh. I'm talkin' to YOU!! :mad:
 
robertno1pool said:
You rock if you own some nice cues.

:D

Thanks!

Better to be a crappy shooter with a good cue, than a crap shooter with a crap cue.
 
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

William Shakespeare


:D
 
cheesemouse said:
Gregg, just go over and kick your dog; that's what their for. You'll feel a lot better and the dog don't care...:)

I sincerely hope you don't own a dog, cat, hampster, goldfish, or cockroach.

If it was a joke, it was in poor taste....

McCue Banger McCue
 
Simmer down Gregg......if you don't think you're the best player at the table, be the smartest player at the table. You are probably the type of shooter who underestimates your ability.

McCue Banger McCue
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I too am a banger but I consider myself a master banger as I have been one for 48 yrs. Right now I'm further hindered by cataracts in both eyes.
This is not really that bad as I can still roll the 9. My main passion is one pocket because if you get one close to the hole many times you hear good shot.I have a managery of cues an still love to play.I'm thinking at my age 62yrs old that says how much love the game.
Pinocchio
 
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