Welp AZ I got one hell of a surprise when I got home from work.

Quesports

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
You can't trust a pool player, or a condom...Congratulations, you have embarked on a funny, crazy, questionable life rearranging adventure.. Your life will never be the same and you will be a better man for it!! Prepare yourself!!
 

Black-Balled

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
one bar and one 'sorta' bar. wtf??? preg or not??
Calm down. It's just a little bit.
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SmoothStroke

Swim for the win.
Silver Member
A few things a new father may as well know.
You will look at your wife and wonder how the hell she does it.

You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

Today you were changing diapers, tomorrow they are 17 and driving.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

In a blink of an eye it's off to college 6 states away.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

Then they are hiking the Appalachian Trail.
You will never sleep well again.

Now backpacking from Denmark to Morocco is a good idea to them.
You will never sleep well again, never, never, never.
They call from Morocco and ask for a plane ticket home. When they come home they give you a little Jewelry Trinket Box that cost about $1.15, a pair of cuff links barely fits.
When the neighbor comes over you show off the box with a gleam in your eye and say, my son/daughter got me this in Morocco.

They settle down and decide to get married. You're thinking I wish could have them back at two and three years old, time flew by.

You will never sleep well again no matter what their age .
Somehow life goes by real fast after you have children.
You would do it 100 times over if you could, and wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
 

Gravey39

Active member
A few things a new father may as well know.
You will look at your wife and wonder how the hell she does it.

You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

Today you were changing diapers, tomorrow they are 17 and driving.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

In a blink of an eye it's off to college 6 states away.
You will never sleep well again.
Somehow life goes by real fast.

Then they are hiking the Appalachian Trail.
You will never sleep well again.

Now backpacking from Denmark to Morocco is a good idea to them.
You will never sleep well again, never, never, never.
They call from Morocco and ask for a plane ticket home. When they come home they give you a little Jewelry Trinket Box that cost about $1.15, a pair of cuff links barely fits.
When the neighbor comes over you show off the box with a gleam in your eye and say, my son/daughter got me this in Morocco.

They settle down and decide to get married. You're thinking I wish could have them back at two and three years old, time flew by.

You will never sleep well again no matter what their age .
Somehow life goes by real fast after you have children.
You would do it 100 times over if you could, and wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
That was beautiful, happy, sad. all of it enveloped in one. Thank you for sharing that!
 

trob

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
I thought that was a positive covid test - a muuuch better result. My wife surprised me this morning with that....
I’d rather have covid. That’s only a .7 chance of killing you if you get it….The baby is 100% 😂 congrats
 
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