What would you do if you had to play Chris Bartram a race to 11 games even for $1000.

I think they key is to play someone with that speed a game where they can not get comfortable and in a rhythm. Unless you can match them run for run (he runs a 3 pack, you better be able to do the same). A game like 1 pocket or full rack banks should help limit the rhythm factor.
 
I'd get every chance to win, inexplicably... like the table light would fall from the ceiling and crush his bridge hand and impair his vision...

and I would hang the 9 every time, or figure out some way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I'd probably still have fun though, because it's pool. The little I remember reading that he's posted makes me think he'd be a decent guy to be around. I'd secretly be relieved that he hadn't asked to play for all the money in my pocket and I got out only stuck $1000.

And I'd hope that he'd prepared a T-shirt for me in advance commemorating the event.
 
Lock N Load said:
Of your money. How would you handle this match up? No games on the wire, no weight from him! Play him even..... Perhaps you would just give him the money?
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
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You have some great post Mr lock.Doe's this post have a point?:cool:
 
I would try to bet 10k on Chris through a third party and then go out and try my hardest.

If by chance I got to close to winning I would miscue a few times and start mumbling about forgetting my Kumia chalk, how could I have done that in such an important match! :D
 
doublej487 said:
u ever played some one from ohio banks ......
they run those racks 2
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Doh, forgot about that part. Well, in that case.. I'd ask for another year or two of 'warming up'. :thumbup:

Or else I'd just say forget it, we'll play 3-ball - I could get lucky. :p
 
just make sure you play a race to 25, 2 out of 3 sets. and then when you lose, tell him he's right about the worse player always winning that kind of match:thumbup:
 
I would shoot his nuts in then as I shook his hand, lean in and whisper softly in his ear..."You shoulda stayed fat son."
 
I would cleverly excuse myself to the restroom where I would change clothes with, cut his hair and give him a small balding (not bald) spot and then play Dennis Orcullo.
 
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