When I Die

Which Inscription Do You Suggest Or Prefer On My Urn ?

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Gone to take 14.1 lessons from the Big Guy.

Soon as I find an ATM, I'll be right back.

Glad they got rid of the tattoo before I left.
 
Smorg,
Here's a possible inscription:

"I accomplished less than a lot of famous dead guys....but in a lot more time."

Hope this helps.
 
Ripped off from someone's blog

Ben Franklin
Printer
(like the cover of an old book its contents torn out and stript of its lettering and gilding)
lies here food for worms.
But the work shall not be lost for it will (as he believed) appear once more in a new and more elegant edition revised and corrected by the author.

Now There is a man with confidence.
 
Three guys arrive in heaven, last one runs an HMO -- OK I'll cut to the chase.

St. Pete says to the guy who runs the HMO, "OK, you can come in but you can only stay 3 days."
 
JAM said:
I'm taking this moment to hijack the thread.
Everyone loves you, and you're not dead. :thumbup:

Read this thoroughly: http://healthinsuranceinfo.net/getinsured/florida/

Then read this about obtaining medicines for free: https://www.pparx.org/SelectMedication.php

Okay, carry on. :grin-square:

JAM
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OK, I'll read it (later) thanks.
Someone said, "since you're a veteran, go to the V.A.", but I think all that eternal waiting and standing in line will kill me for sure.


Doug
(I'm going to let my wife read it first......she's the brains of the outfit) :)
 
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Here lies a Figment of Smorgination

Or?

?Now? I really CAN play dead in a Western.?



I haven?t kept up with this forum for a long while, hope nothing too serious has happened.

Rick
 
We'll I've got a T-Shirt for this occasion:

poolcue.jpg
 
Smorgass Bored said:
OK, I'll read it (later) thanks.
Someone said, "since you're a veteran, go to the V.A.", but I think all that eternal waiting and standing in line will kill me for sure.


Doug
(I'm going to let my wife read it first......she's the brains of the outfit) :)
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There's a really good book out on this subject:

Cures they don't want you to know about.

I should know, because when I bought it on my credit card, they sent me one and charged me for 30 copies!:rolleyes:
 
Kay (my wife) has this one on the kitchen wall:

Life is short, eat desert first.

Modified by Joe

Life is short, play pool first.
 
This Burns Me Up

Stones said:
"Gambled my life
with the cards and cue,
Went ALL IN
and got bar-b-qued."

Stones
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That's a good one (but kinda long), I had hoped to be thinner AFTER I'm cremated.

Doug
( I don't want me no fat urn ) imo
 
Pool Is Hard, But Comedy Is MURDER

worldison2 said:
There's a really good book out on this subject:

Cures they don't want you to know about.

I should know, because when I bought it on my credit card, they sent me one and charged me for 30 copies!:rolleyes:
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LOL
STOP, you're killing me.

Doug



*Edited to add: This is my first posted Poll and I'm already out of Rep.... dammit !
 
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Smorgass Bored said:
OK, I'll read it (later) thanks.
Someone said, "since you're a veteran, go to the V.A.", but I think all that eternal waiting and standing in line will kill me for sure.


Doug
(I'm going to let my wife read it first......she's the brains of the outfit) :)
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Go to the VA Medical Center nearest your home.

My brother is very pleased with the care he is receiving, from Medford, OR, all the way to DC, coast to coast. No matter where he lives, there's a VAMC nearby.

There may have been some changes at the VA since you last visited them, all for the better I might add. :smile:

My brother is VERY happy with the medical care he is receiving. :smile:

JAM
 
What do you think, Doug?

Loved Cards
Loved Pool
One of a kind wit
Will be pissed. (by his cat) LOL
I mean missed. Oops

something like that. (imo)
 
You guys are tampering with the primal forces of nature and giving me the creeps.

I know what Jack Hynes will read though: "Just one last Dump".
 
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