When I Die

Which Inscription Do You Suggest Or Prefer On My Urn ?

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I had a friend who responded when I told him we were all going to die someday. "Yeah, but you don't have to speed it up!"

His other noteworthy comment about death was, "Life is too short, but when you die, it's for a very long time."
 
Smorgass Bored said:
When I die, I want to be cremated along with my pool cue and a deck of cards and have my ashes placed in an urn. I'm trying to decide on an Inscription for my urn.
Doug
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With this poll, what you really want to know is, will AZBers still be able and willing to send you REP after you are dead and gone. Just say that and get it over. :p

Quit beating around the urn.

JoeyA (thinks SmorgassBored is trying to immortalize himself with REP FOREVER) :yes: :angel:
 
mnorwood said:
When I die I am going to have an outdoor pool table put over my grave. I will have cues, balls and a rack with an inscription encouraging people to play. Hopefully people will blow the leaves off and not steal the rack so other people can play. In death I want to bring a little life to an otherwise gloomy place.
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I like that one A LOT!.
I would play a game at your gravesite.
You should have a permanent marking pen so people could autograph your pool table when they play a game. :thumbup:
JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
I like that one A LOT!.
I would play a game at your gravesite.
You should have a permanent marking pen so people could autograph your pool table when they play a game. :thumbup:
JoeyA
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On Joey's grave it will say "He never caught the Gingerbread Man."

And on mine it will simply say "I got away."
:D :D :D
 
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I'll go for a combo sir.....

A.K.A. "Tampa Tubby"
"Is This The End Of REP ?"​
 
JoeyA said:
I like that one A LOT!.
I would play a game at your gravesite.
You should have a permanent marking pen so people could autograph your pool table when they play a game. :thumbup:
JoeyA
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JoeyA said:
I like that one A LOT!.
I would play a game at your gravesite.
You should have a permanent marking pen so people could autograph your pool table when they play a game. :thumbup:
JoeyA
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JoeyA said:
I like that one A LOT!.
I would play a game at your gravesite.
You should have a permanent marking pen so people could autograph your pool table when they play a game. :thumbup:
JoeyA
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Computer malfunction :eek:
 
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................Jay............

We got it Jay "you got away"..........................
Pinocchio
 
He's Me Pal, He's Me Pal, He's Me PAL !

JoeyA said:
With this poll, what you really want to know is, will AZBers still be able and willing to send you REP after you are dead and gone. Just say that and get it over. :p

Quit beating around the urn.

JoeyA (thinks SmorgassBored is trying to immortalize himself with REP FOREVER) :yes: :angel:
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As usual, JoeyA. can't be bothered with reading the thread, he just makes his usual drive-by post. Rep was covered in post #6. Someday, YOU will learn how to give Rep and not simply receive it.....and I hope I live THAT long.. imo

Doug
( I may just have my wife hide my body and then you can have a tribute cue of ME, with a little logo of my smiling face sweating your action on your butt) :)

Edited to add: I meant the butt of your CUE, not YOUR butt.

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When not at the table and its not your Turn
Please use the ashtray and not this Urn
Smorgass Bored
 
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I don't know about the joker cat in your av Smorg. He gives me the deep willies....................
Pinocchio
 
Like A Voice From 'The Other Side'

Rak9up said:
When not at the table and its not your Turn
Please use the ashtray and not this Urn
Smorgass Bored
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LOL, is that you, Shorty ?
Doug
(or JJinFla)
 
jay helfert said:
I had a friend who responded when I told him we were all going to die someday. "Yeah, but you don't have to speed it up!"

His other noteworthy comment about death was, "Life is too short, but when you die, it's for a very long time."
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That reminds me of my old line...... I am scared to death to fly but i do if i have to but anyway my friends says---" hey dont be scared when its your time to go its your time to go" and i say " i understand that perfectly i just dont want to be on the plane when its the pilots time to go"
 
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"Polish daily with an old pair of panties, then buff between your breasts."
 
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