Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

WILLIEBETMORE:
To get to Betmore's basement.

EARL STRCKLAND:
That side of the road doens't have disrupting chicken fans with flash cameras.

JAM:
Thats what is wrong with American Chickens today. (insert pic of Earthquakes chicken legs here :p)

EARTHQUAKE:
Its like a nightmare crossing the road.

EFREN REYES:
I crossed the road and I guess I just got lucky. I can't say the same for the chicken.

MIKE MASSEY:
Okay, I will call the chicken off of two semi's, around the taxi, over the corvette and into the boot.

MR. WILSON:
I'm tired of telling you chickens, the NPR forum is on the other side of the road. And no more exposed chicken breasts.

MIKE SIGEL:
Yes the chicken got across the road, but I would have taken a different path.

KEVIN TRUDEAU:
That is the side of the road they didn't want the chicken to know about.
 
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JCIN:
We will be streaming the chicken crossing the road live at The Chicken Report.com

FATBOY:
too get two the spellng bea on other cide.

JOHNNY ARCHER:
The chicken will cross the road after I pick all of these pebbles off the pavement.

JOE ROGAN:
Our next challenge is on the other side of the road and it's not going to taste like chicken.
 
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jason said:
JCIN:
We will be streaming the chicken crossing the road live at The Chicken Report.com

FATBOY:
too get two the spellng bea on other cide.

JOHNNY ARCHER:
The chicken will cross the road after I pick all of these pebbles off the pavement.

JOE ROGAN:
Our next challenge is on the other side of the road and it's not going to taste like chicken.
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BUCKTOOTH
Nobody but the chicken has the gamble to cross the road????? I'll cross the road for $100 (and I even numbered the potholes myself!)
 
johnschmidt:

i think ive been going about it all wrong.ive been asking the chicken to cross the road.instead im going to ask who wants the chicken to cross the road only to get to the other side i rarely cross the road and i think the general opinion is im much weaker at road crossings which might be true for many reasons.now im not asking the obvious chickens to cross like Foghorn, the San Diego chicken, the rooster, strong wing john, chicken little, super chicken.im saying if somebody out there feels like crossing even and they are not on that list ive got a backer with 10,000 bags of feed and its burning a hole in his overalls.i understand not many people want to cross the road with me but i think several want to cross and here is your chance at a nice payday on the other side. this is just some friendly crowing to get a road crossing for me ,im not trying to start a 30 page thread to make the poultry mad.simply if you want to cross and your not on that list im all ears and just pm me or whatever.take care everybody
 
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SATMAN:

I want to start an argument with the chick on the other side of the road.
 
Alex Pagulyan:

"I'm going to let the chicken get about 22 steps ahead of me and then I will come from behind and beat him to the other side."
 
The Chicken Said

" i crossed the road becouse Disco Scared the hell out of me! wouldnt Quit talking about my eggs!"
 
Burt (George C Scott in The Hustler):

Because I told the chicken, "You owe me MONEY!!!"

Not really that funny but a good excuse to quote my favorite line from my favorite movie.
 
COREY DEUEL:

I will use the bridge to get the chicken to the other side.
 
Earl Strickland:

"Because that chicken has fools for people. You see any fools on my side of the street hanging around me?"
 
TROLL:

I'm having a burger and fries tonight and if you don't like it, I will give you the eight.
 
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