Why did the chicken cross the road?

Luxury said:
Mike Segal:

"Now I don't know why Efrem went that route. I would have gone straight across just like the chickem."
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While trying to make fun of SIGEL you spelled his name wrong LOL, I just thought it was ironic and funny no harm just funny to me:eek:

Its SIGEL not SEGAL

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cincyman said:
While trying to make fun of SIGEL you spelled his name wrong LOL, I just thought it was ironic and funny no harm just funny to me:eek:

Its SIGEL not SEGAL

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I feel like someone who is telling the punch line of a great joke and has an unfortunate stutter which completely ruins the timing of the joke.

This was my favorite one of mine too because it reminded me of when KT actually had to correct Sigel when he kept saying Efrem during the Reyes vs Murphy match.

That just gave me an idea:

Austin Murphy:

"Would everyone please vote for me to match up against the chicken? It has been my dream to race the chicken across the road..."
 
freddie the beard

freddie the beard: For those few who still remember them, I did a short treatise on the two old road chickens, Sammy and Dale. The story is about when Sammy used to pay his little brother $300 a week to go across the road. It was a little personal so I had to call Sammy first to get his permission to print the story.

Bank on, brother!

Check my website for my new blog
http://www.bankingwiththebeard.com/index.html
 
Where is the chicken?

MikeJanis: He was abducted by aliens. However, I believe that if you use the search button on the forums all the mystery to your questions will be revealed.

Mj
 
iba7467: I'll lay three to two that the chicken doesn't cross the road

Corvette: You've got action, but I want even money with 2:1 if the chicken crosses back

Southpaw: I don't really want to bet on the chicken crossing the road, but I'll play you some even

gpeezy: I'm down for the usual $20, do you want "chicken crosses the road" or "chicken doesn't cross the road"?

uwate: I have a good feeling about this chicken crossing the road. In fact, anyone can stack it up that this chicken is going to cross the road. Crap, he almost got there then got ran over by some guy that couldn't have been 5' tall.
 
halhoule : THE CHICKEN HAD TO CROSS THE ROAD ON HIS WAY TO LEARN HOW JOHNNY ARCHER IS AIMING. BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE AIMING?
 
Australian Oyster: I can make that chicken even better. I am the Oyster! If he does get a lot better, I will use that chicken to further my own income and use his name until everyone's had enough.

Crawfish: Sure he can make it across the road in a tournament, but can he get the cash after the tournament?
 
No pictures, please! :)

klockdoc said:
freddie the beard: For those few who still remember them, I did a short treatise on the two old road chickens, Sammy and Dale. The story is about when Sammy used to pay his little brother $300 a week to go across the road. It was a little personal so I had to call Sammy first to get his permission to print the story.

Bank on, brother!

Check my website for my new blog
http://www.bankingwiththebeard.com/index.html
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Freddy Bentivegna doesn't want the chicken to cross the road unless it first signs a contact that any and all eggs laid before, during or after said crossing can not be autographed by the chicken, even if the people asking for an autograph or photo witnessed the crossing, unless they are autographed before, during or after the crossing under the auspices of the Beard. And as defined here, "road" may include, but not be limited to, highways, roadways, streets, avenues, alleys, cul-de-sacs and paths that are either paved or unpaved.


This includes Foghorn Leghorn, anything dead or alive from KFC as well as that rare but still fun to find Dodo bird aka "Raphus cucullatus".
 
JohnnyT doesn't want the chicken to cross the road if it's just going to get to the other side and do nothing. JohnnyT's chickens RIDE across the road on their motorcycles to pound the living $%&# out of any other birds who may be unlucky enough to have been on the other side.

Wrong place, wrong time, wrong chicken to mess around with!

And what's more, JohnnyT will pay some biker chicken to pop another hen on the other side of the road just to ruffle some feathers. And JohhnyT still wishes that Alfred Hitchcock had used chickens instead of birds in "The Birds".
 
Terry Ardeno says:

In a 1967 issue of Chicken's Digest I have, The Chicken was reported to have repeatedly crossed the road. He was a world champion road crosser from 1937-1942 and again in 1956. The Chicken is one of only 2 chickens to have been a world champion road crosser in three different decades.

I appreciate having a discussion about chickens both past and present that have crossed the road as I have done alot of research on chicken road crossing and must say that I have loved every minute of it. I wish we had more road-crossing chickens here that could share their knowledge.
 
iba7467 said:
Terry Ardeno says:

In a 1967 issue of Chicken's Digest I have, The Chicken was reported to have repeatedly crossed the road. He was a world champion road crosser from 1937-1942 and again in 1956. The Chicken is one of only 2 chickens to have been a world champion road crosser in three different decades.

I appreciate having a discussion about chickens both past and present that have crossed the road as I have done alot of research on chicken road crossing and must say that I have loved every minute of it. I wish we had more road-crossing chickens here that could share their knowledge.
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I laughed so hard my eyeballs almost fell out!:D

Also, the jokes on you cause I got that issue on Micro-film!:D

Good one buddy!
 
This is one f'ck'n funny thread. Good one guys.

Let's see, why did the chicken cross the road? HMMMMM..
Because he heard Walt Frazier was in the poolroom on the other side looking for action. Noooo

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from LWW! Noooo

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The KFC was on his side, and they were hiring. :)
 
ActionHound: I can't believe that the chicken crossed the road. Yeah, I know I said I would back half of the chickens action at the DCC, but, something came up and I couldn't make it. I will have the check in the mail to you, or, better yet, do you take or participate in Paypal?
 
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cocobola cowboy: why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know hold on guys im gonna start a poll about it ill tell you later:)
 
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Thanks everyone for the good REPs. I have receive a ton of them for this thread especially the john schmidt post. I'm glad everyone had enjoyed it. I hope I didn't offend SVB, if I did I apologize. I made fun of FATBOYs spelling and he got a kick out of it!
 
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