Why did the chicken cross the road?

MikeJanis

MikeJanis: The chicken knew I was driving my Harley that day and didn't want to become just another bloody chicken so I had to show him how it should be done.
JoeyA
 
crawfish said:
Earl: "That chicken was too chicken to stay on this side of the road. Because I am there. With a table racked with nineball. Chicken Sh$%."

Tommy Kennedy: "Because Johnny Archer is on the other side of the road. He probably just wanted to meet him. Wow, Johnny Archer. He's just great."
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That last part added it all. Excellent!
 
MHouse - That reminds me of the time back in the early seventies when Scotty Townsend and I had to cross the road from Louisiana into Mississippi... we came across 400 other chickens that wanted to cross the same road, but Scotty had to give them all the 6 ball and the break on a real tight snooker table where a pool ball wouldn't pass through the corner pockets - that table was tight, but Scotty drilled them all that day and got across the road...
 
GRADY: Anyway, a chicken crossing that road is fraught with peril.

BILLY I.: Is not

GRADY: Is. I've held 12 road crossings and made good on all of them, even coming out of my own pocket with eggs to pay the chickens. I am opening my own road and any qualified chicken may cross the road if it likes. It will not have to QUALIFY to cross the damn road.

BILLY I.: You are my hero. You are the wind beneath my wings. I will point out where you've gone wrong with your road constuction at a later date.

GRADY: I've had enough. This is why I don't like to come here to discuss roads. I will not talk about roads or chickens again, here.


JoeyA.: Will there be a Senior's chicken road crossing ? Where is it and when will it be ? How much are the rooms ? How much are the flights ? Does it HAVE to start on a Friday ? I'm a working chicken. Do you have a map ? What other chickens are going to be there ? I'll be looking for Gingerbread Chicken.



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Jaden

If the chicken was half as smart as me it would have been on the other side in the first place.
 
JAM

My chickens are American road warrior chickens!! I am also making my chickens take a hiatus from posting on this chicken scratch site. And by the way , my head chicken wants to post something " i hate corvette's chickens"
 
Corvette, Jude, Jaden, Fatboy

My chickens have an Iq of 150

chicken researchers say only .05 percent of all chickens have an iq of 140 or higher and yet on AZbilliards we have 4, something doesn't add up riight to me hmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Because the pool hall was across the street. ;-) If the chicken thinks like me. I think I just lost brain cells with this thread....
 
{barrosm}''manny''

I have decided to completely ban myself from crossing the road.....no more bridges to set afire on that side anyway
 
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o2bacs said:
I have decided to completely ban myself from crossing the street.....no more bridges to set afire on this side anyway
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av84fun
I'm not welcomed this side of the road anymore.

LMAO! You guys are terrible. Yet so funny.....
 
BDR
I'm sick of the raffles in this side of the road.

GoTulane
I saw a cue for sale sign.

Patrich Johnson
It's not the side of the road that matters, it's how you cross it.

Scott Lee
There's only one side of the road.

Fatboy
What roadd?
 
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JoeyInCali said:
BDR
I'm sick of the raffles in this side of the road.

GoTulane
I saw a cue for sale sign.

Patrich Johnson
It's not the side of the road that matters, it's how you cross it.

Scott Lee
There's only one side of the road.

Fatboy
What roadd?
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ahhhhhhaha nice, that's priceless. raffles in this side of the road. lol
 
Smorgass Bored said:
GRADY: Anyway, a chicken crossing that road is fraught with peril.

BILLY I.: Is not

GRADY: Is. I've held 12 road crossings and made good on all of them, even coming out of my own pocket with eggs to pay the chickens. I am opening my own road and any qualified chicken may cross the road if it likes. It will not have to QUALIFY to cross the damn road.

BILLY I.: You are my hero. You are the wind beneath my wings. I will point out where you've gone wrong with your road constuction at a later date.

GRADY: I've had enough. This is why I don't like to come here to discuss roads. I will not talk about roads or chickens again, here.


JoeyA.: Will there be a Senior's chicken road crossing ? Where is it and when will it be ? How much are the rooms ? How much are the flights ? Does it HAVE to start on a Friday ? I'm a working chicken. Do you have a map ? What other chickens are going to be there ? I'll be looking for Gingerbread Chicken.



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rofl. i hope this thread never grows stale.
 
Allison Fisher:

"If the chicken would take a lengthy pause, then accelerate across the road it would be much more accurate in it's road crossing endeavers."
 
RACKMSUCKR:

Super Chicken crossed the road to join forces with super hero Wonder Woman to fight the evil doers.........
....to be continued.
 
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