Why did the chicken cross the road?

OJ: If the gloves don't fit, the chicken didn't do it.

Neal Armstrong: One small step for chicken, one giant step for chickenkind

Michael Jordan: The chicken crossed the road because it had accomplished all that it could have accomplished on this side of the road; so it crossed the road to fail miserably at playing baseball before coming back across the road to win three more consecutive NBA Championships.

Warren Buffet: The chicken crossed the road because it was fiscally responsible to cross the road. On the other side of the road was a stock price far under the net present value of the company and therefore the chicken could do no wrong in crossing the road and purchasing the company

Jude Rosenstock: I despise jump chickens. They never should have made jump chickens. If the chicken wanted to take the normal route or kicked at the other side that would have been fine, but no jumping.
 
Earl: "That chicken was too chicken to stay on this side of the road. Because I am there. With a table racked with nineball. Chicken Sh$%."

Tommy Kennedy: "Because Johnny Archer is on the other side of the road. He probably just wanted to meet him. Wow, Johnny Archer. He's just great."
 
Jason R:

I was crossing the street to Side Pockets this weekend not one chicken asked me to play.
 
jason said:
Jason R:

I was crossing the street to Side Pockets this weekend not one chicken asked me to play.
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That's classic. I would rep you for everyone of them, but I've got to spread it around.
 
Jason R:

I was crossing the street to Side Pockets this weekend not one chicken asked me to play.







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Jason R:

I was crossing the street to Side Pockets this weekend not one chicken asked me to play!
 
Because the chicken said.............

"Oh...Did I stutter? About a minute ago it was like Showtime at the Apollo up in the M*tha F*ck*r. Now all of a sudden it's as quite as a church mouse."
 
Sorry, couldn't resist, this is fun...

Larry Nevel: The chicken tried to cross the road, but just as he neared the other side I jacked up one handed and drew the chicken back to this side of the road.

Larry Nevel's detractors: Well sure he can draw the chicken back better than anyone, but how many other chickens has he done that with? Any of the top chickens?

Mika Immonen: I'm irritated at the way the chicken is crossing the road.

Bill Incardona and Grady Mathews, in the booth: "I'd wager that chicken will cross the road in under 1 minute." "Not possible, the odds on that are 30 to 1." "I'd say more like 40 to 1." "Well, the point is moot, the inevitable just occurred and the chicken has just crossed the road. Good working with you today."

Pat Fleming: Ok guys, get that 3rd camera setup, we have to capture this chicken crossing the road from every angle. Other chickens will learn much from this chicken's attempt...

Minnesota Fats: I am the greatest chicken that ever crossed the road.

Willie Mosconi: What's the big deal? I've crossed the road 526 times, maybe more but I lost count.

Semih Sayginer: That's not even legal, you have to cross at least 3 times for it to count as one crossing.

Dr Dave: I'll be documenting this in detail in an upcoming 6 part series on how chickens cross the road. See HSV 1.1, 1.2, and 1.3 for slow motion video of the crossing.
 
Can't believe no one beat me to this:

DCP: Here's the road I had last night. How would you guys get the chicken across it?

It's been too long since I've read RSB. Somebody's gotta do FL!!
 
Tom M said:
It's been too long since I've read RSB. Somebody's gotta do FL!!
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Fookin chicken can't cross three fookin roads. I was rated #37 by the United Pro Chickens and learned road crossing from God when I was younger.
Bong Chicken

Btw, all these chickens crossing the road are only Debra Li and her two other chicks dressed up like chickens. I have traced their tracks and chicken droppings and they will see me in court, for pretending to be ME crossing the road.
Fast Chicken


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Tom M said:
Can't believe no one beat me to this:

DCP: Here's the road I had last night. How would you guys get the chicken across it?

It's been too long since I've read RSB. Somebody's gotta do FL!!
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I sorta did......but it was the "other" DCP reference......See post #38

of course I should add these...

BVAL
Because the "BACONATER" is on the other side.


FatBoy
Because I snuck up behind that chicken....pulled out 100K and said "flip for it"
 
BRKNRUN said:
I sorta did......but it was the "other" DCP reference......See post #38

of course I should add these...

BVAL
Because the "BACONATER" is on the other side.


FatBoy
Because I snuck up behind that chicken....pulled out 100K and said "flip for it"
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this is the post of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
halhoule: THERE ARE NO ANGLES TO PLOT IN CROSSING THE STREET. IT IS ALL THE SAME WALK ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME.


chamillionare: wow utter bs here by so many people
the chicken could not run even half of those roads on a proper riley road.
even if it practised for 6 straight months. your roads are not riley roads.
you could never make it at over here...if you think you can go and try.

reading some of the crap that people talk about here is painful for my brain,
they obviously have no idea about proper road crossing.

i'll happily leave you here in la la land. do you actually believe these things
you say?? i'll be in contact when i start crossing again.

i'm not going to reply because it is pointless talking to people that can't cross.

good luck and god bless
 
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