Why did the chicken cross the road?

The TRUE Story

The chicken crossed the road to get it's wingspand measured for a custom platter and he paid up front.

Now, it's a year later and still no platter. He did receive a picture of his platter, but it's 2" too long and the decorations have been drawn on with a Marks-A-Lot.

Doug
(it turns out that the platter maker was hit by a truck while crossing the same road.............and you can call the hospital to verify the story) :)



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Smorgass Bored said:
The chicken crossed the road to get it's wingspand measured for a custom platter and he paid up front.

Now, it's a year later and still no platter. He did receive a picture of his platter, but it's 2" too long and the decorations have been drawn on with a Marks-A-Lot.

Doug
(it turns out that the platter maker was hit by a truck while crossing the same road.............and you can call the hospital to verify the story)
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So does this mean the platter bucks he got are no good anymore?
 
Oh have i been waiting to cross the road

Mowem down - ive been waiting to cross the road for some time.my wings are junk and i dont know sqwat about road crossing but i must have did somthing because "im here".so lets fly right in - beak first into the chicken koop.
When i first found this barnyard i thought it was cool after awhile i got tired of wadding through all the clucking trying to find somthing good for the hen pecking.i concluded if you want to know why hen pecking is in the cellar spend about a half hour on here.when it comes down to it its all about class....To bad for the hen pecking but the majority of places( in the barn yard) clucking is done more by chicks that care more about their chicken water than the hen house.a real sad day in the hen house came for me the first year i went to the farm house for the apa (all poultry association) team thing.there she is Allison "Leghorn" Fisher ( i highly respect her for her clucking ability)walking through a crowd of hundreds of lil' chicks like she was a ghost chicken - it was sick... (maybe some day we'll get into what i think about the the barnyard but not today)
If your wondering what that has to do with the hen house its all about class.. Put your opinions aside and do whats right for the the hen house.call out the chickenshiters get rid of the theives and chicken hawks... can all the macho rooster crap "my pecking system can beatup your pecking system" ect. the hen house is a great place (ive played alot of them)and the chicks who have put the time into it to be able to peck it at the highest standered deserve more. but that isnt going to happen until the CLASS of the hen house is raised....heres another great example cory "soft feather" duel in a interview says he plays roosting every night plays pecking when he wants but dosnt have any chicken feed.well thats great hes a pecking bumb you know like a clucking bumb.but not to many old hens out there want their chicks growing up to be any type of a bumb.
if you dont want the truth dont ask me Mowem Down.....ps Bring back shootout
 
BFLAD
there was a wii on the other side

Minnesota FATS
you know that chicken joke was made about me? that chicken was based offa me
 
earl Strickland

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Rooster- To pick up his new Jack Madden. Bev wont let Jack cross the road by himself, so he cant deliver it...

Hen- She was tired of Jasons, whippy, limp, prone to misscue shaft and thought she would walk over and try out my extra stiff, supper thick, guaranteed to hit the spot shaft. She had to cross back over, to much stroke for her to handle
 
Kelly_Guy said:
Bert Kinister:

Yeah! big part of the road...Damn...stay with it chicken...don't take your eyes off the road chicken, ...it doesn't matter why your crossing, just feel it..feel it...cross it chicken...ooohhh...see it chicken...center of the road...stay with it....
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Bert Kinister:

Want to know why the chicken crossed the road? Because I coached him and I taught him that the other side is "the pro side". I told him "You've got to hit it on the pro side" if you're going to be a champion.
 
Because she didn't want to stand in front of the restaurant who serves this:
 

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aka Trigger:

The chicken crossed the road because "A Christmas Story" wasn't being shown on the other side.

Vette:

The chicken saw me doing the dollar bill rain dance on the other side of the road and he didn't want to miss out on the party.

Superstar:

It was obvious the chicken wanted to cross the road but he was too stupid to figure out how to do it, even after everyone in the pool hall explained it to him. I did everyone in the pool hall a favor and pushed the chicken into the road (in front of a semi). He was an idiot, he deserved it.

OHB:

The chicken crossed the road because he heard there was a pool hall there that had toilets with good flushing pressure to wash his feet in and a pro shop that sold "Rhino fore-skin tips".

Rude Dog:

I crossed the road to get a double-double from In-N-Out. Oh wait, you wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road. I like chicken, does that count? Where's my meds, do I have to cross the road again to get my meds?
 
CHICKEN:
Crossed the road my a*s. I was a totally miguided carom off a 9:00-20 on a 90 mile per hour Frieghtliner and did anyone get that license number. I try to tell the cop and he keeps saying your can't believe a word spoken by anyone who eats with his pecker.
 
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