Willing to pay to due pool commentary

justnum

justnum

Billiards Improvement Research Projects Associate
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I am interested in doing pool commentary. However I see so many pro commentary people.

Can I pay someone to train me for their stream format?
This is so I can have professional references as a statistician or billiard expert.

PM if you can make it happen.
 
justnum said:
If I could get pool players invited to the White House, then how should it go?

Political or non political? Fedor and Dennis have experienced bans, both are top trainers in billiards.

Imagine having Manny Pacquiao train all youth boxers from neighborhoods experiencing high amounts of trauma or incarcerated. Former convicts become boxers, then become elected government officials.

That is what happens when you ban Dennis or Fedor. Fedor banned from competition. Dennis banned for travel visa violations.

This are supreme court worthy cases. America takes discrimination very seriously.


An office of Civil Rights exists today.
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I was kinda hoping you would invent something unique, like a racking glove.
Maybe a lead ball cap, to help us keep our heads down when delivering the stroke.
Possibly black dandruff for people with grey hair?
 
Cuebuddy said:
I was kinda hoping you would invent something unique, like a racking glove.
Maybe a lead ball cap, to help us keep our heads down when delivering the stroke.
Possibly black dandruff for people with grey hair?
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Tell Fedor to get the baby making done. As a parent of an American, he gets grandfathered in.

Dennis needs to round up the old guys from the base, they know the connections to make for the bigger statement.
 
Cuebuddy said:
I was kinda hoping you would invent something unique, like a racking glove.
Maybe a lead ball cap, to help us keep our heads down when delivering the stroke.
Possibly black dandruff for people with grey hair?
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I always thought talks like this would happen when playing pool or at a pool tournament.

Its funnier when people react.
 
Justnum, I am not sure that pool is right for you at this stage of development. I would suggest you try a fist full of blunts and a big tittied blonde. Let us know how it works out.
 
Biloxi Boy said:
Justnum, I am not sure that pool is right for you at this stage of development. I would suggest you try a fist full of blunts and a big tittied blonde. Let us know how it works out.
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If I visit Biloxi can you recommend where to go.
 
What I'm saying, Bro -- you sitting in NYC and thinking you might need to be down here? A serious adjustment is in order.
 
Biloxi Boy said:
What I'm saying, Bro -- you sitting in NYC and thinking you might need to be down here? A serious adjustment is in order.
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Its not the same when you know them from work. Where in Biloxi?
 
justnum said:
What is your opinion of sharing pool player when going to professional conferences and they ask for a short bio?

Is pool player the correct response? I never want to say my hobby is my job.

When I meet soccer fans, they know sky sports. Matchroom is way bigger outside the US.

At job conferences soccer is always mentioned. Everyone talks about their futbol club.

I always wanted to do that for pool. I always wanted them to be like, oh that pool room. I know it.

How big is Barry Hearn?
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barry's pushin about an 1/8th ton
 
Cuebuddy said:
I was kinda hoping you would invent something unique, like a racking glove.
Maybe a lead ball cap, to help us keep our heads down when delivering the stroke.
Possibly black dandruff for people with grey hair?
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After sleeping on it.

Inventions for pool players that need developing are a pool table over the top cover.

I can reduce the sound from cue hitting ball using an enclosure.

However the enclosure has to be large enough to contain a substantial portion of the sound wave.

Do you have suggestions for how to dampen sound waves caused on a billiard table using only the space within the pool playing area.

No walls are allowed. Hanging fixtures are allowed. Nothing can touch the ground.
 
justnum said:
I work with people across the globe.

When I saw sky sports being watched for soccer matches in school, then I saw the Matchroom Billiards tab. I think I had an erection of emotion that moment. I ask a few different to name pros, and they named the most recent ones. My jaw dropped.

My first thought was to hack sky sports, to force people to accidentally click on billiards. Clicks are worth money if you get enough of them.

Clicks also can be used to hack algorithms.

Ideas like this is what I do in commentary.

I would pay you to say: Justin is billliard expert followed by math instructor in New York City. Then he is looking to hire a education faculty member.

After the above line, I will say any scripted comments you like.
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For an educator your grammar is terrible. Shouldn't you be setting an example??
 
The thread title reminds us of just how weak your communication skills are.

That said, just about anyone can get in the commentary booth these days, including some with communication skills as underdeveloped as yours and with just as little knowledge of pool.

I hope you "due" get a chance one day to commentate if that is your dream.
 
I have been participating on the forum and trying to take the feedback in.

The direct approach is easier: I would want to plan out my commentary appearances.

MR and Pool player podcast has a strategy.

At this point in time I thought paying was better than doing for free, this way I can talk terms. And be listed on sponsor locations.

What type of match would be good to commentate on for a beginner?
 
justnum said:
I work with people across the globe.

When I saw sky sports being watched for soccer matches in school, then I saw the Matchroom Billiards tab. I think I had an erection of emotion that moment. I ask a few different to name pros, and they named the most recent ones. My jaw dropped.

My first thought was to hack sky sports, to force people to accidentally click on billiards. Clicks are worth money if you get enough of them.

Clicks also can be used to hack algorithms.

Ideas like this is what I do in commentary.

I would pay you to say: Justin is billliard expert followed by math instructor in New York City. Then he is looking to hire a education faculty member.

After the above line, I will say any scripted comments you like.
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You show a lot of promise already. An “erection of emotion” is definitely a line Grady would have loved.
 
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