Let me translate that message for everyone:
First off, to all the regional players who paid their dues and busted their asses to try and place in the tops of their tours: the WPBA says "Thanks for playing, but screw you. Only the winner gets a spot now. Ohhhh, that's not what you expected? Well, too bad! It's our decision and we hope you learn to live with it."
Next, to all the WPBA who were ranked around 32 but didn't go to Niagara because they thought they were safe for 2011, the WPBA says "Thanks for playing, but screw you. Yeah, we know you might have come to Niagara in order to protect your status had you known, but we were too busy making other clueless decisions to give you fair warning. Good luck on the Regional Tour system in 2011, and maybe we will see you in 2012 if we survive that long."
Also to anyone not in the top 16, the WPBA says "Thanks for playing and screw you. The top 16 are so special that they deserve every advantage. Who are the top 16, you say? Well, I am sure I can name a few of them, maybe, except that it changes from event to event. But anyway, they really are special and totally deserve a first-round bye every single tournament. And yeah, you're right that reducing the field size each event loses $8000 in entry fees, but we are saving $8000 in payouts, too. So, oh wait a minute - that's a wash. No that can't be right, someone told me we would be saving money somhow and that they top players would be getting more. But that can't be right. Oh well, I'm sure it's better cuz someone told me so. And just look at all the positive quotes we got from the top 16."
And finally to the general WPBA membership itself, the WPBA Board says "Thanks for playing and screw you. You think you get to vote on these things? Nope, not anymore. You don't like it? Too bad. You voted us in and now we've got the power. And on that note, we would especially like to thank the players that are completely apathtic to anything going on. Because of your laziness and unwillingness to get involved, we will be getting away with much more of this sort of thing in the future."
Sincerely - The WPBA Board of Directors