You know you're obsessed with pool when...

Good stuff...my first wife called pool my mistress...still makes me laugh cuz it is really kinda true when u love and are addicted to pool!!!
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....when every empty building you drive by, you envision how it could be a pool room.(when my wife sees me look at an empty building, she says it first) lol

Ray
 
when you spend all day lining up shots in your head. thinking about that great one you made last night or the one you kept missing... instead of working on your thesis!

....yeah, i may have a problem. :embarrassed2:
 
....when every empty building you drive by, you envision how it could be a pool room.(when my wife sees me look at an empty building, she says it first) lol

Ray


Ray I do that all the time also, and I survey the parking area,

when you wake from a dream after scratching on the 9,

practice playing pool in your mind while going to a tournament or a match!


David Harcrow
 
On the bathroom break at work, going into your stance in front of the mirror to check your alignment.
 
When I'm in the best pool dream ever,down to the final shot
and still miscue.Its weird waking up the next day and the first
words out of my mouth is ''I hate this f--kin game'':)
 
When you want to quit your job because when you play you get tired. If i didn't work i can practice more and play better. This is so true.
 
You know you're obsessed with pool......
When you go shopping for a new car with a measuring tape.....
....it's hard to find one that is twice as long as it is wide.
 
You know you are obsessed with pool when....

....you suffer insomnia from watching CJ Wiley and Joe Tucker videos, for the fifth time each.

....you are building a house and the first thing you discuss with the builder is about getting a steel load bearing beam, to minimize basement support posts to make room for your pool table.

...the wife leaves you with the baby on a Friday night, and you prop the little one up in the middle of your pool table and shoot practice drills and see if you can get cue ball position on the other side of the baby.
 
when you randomly put your cue together, take a few practice stroke in front of the mirror, and put your cue back.

when your wife tells you " if it was upto you, all you would do is play pool but you reply with "ofcourse not hunny i love spending time with you" and in your head your like "that would be amazing :)"

when your sitting on the couch and making different bridges with your hand...and at times using a pencil or a pen

when you can sit there and day dream about a rack of nine ball you just ran in your head

when you can spend a whole night watching a TAR match.

when you get intense urges to watch some pool on youtube, they can be very specific, like which players and bar box or regulation , rotation or one pocket.

i got through most of these daily lol...
 
.you suffer insomnia from watching CJ Wiley and Joe Tucker videos, for the fifth time

You know you are obsessed with pool when....

....you suffer insomnia from watching CJ Wiley and Joe Tucker videos, for the fifth time each.

....you are building a house and the first thing you discuss with the builder is about getting a steel load bearing beam, to minimize basement support posts to make room for your pool table.

...the wife leaves you with the baby on a Friday night, and you prop the little one up in the middle of your pool table and shoot practice drills and see if you can get cue ball position on the other side of the baby.

The key question is "how are you playing now?" LoL
 
You know you are obsessed with pool when,

The the thick lines under the credits at the end of PBS News Hour
look like Pool cue shafts, but they do !
 
When you take the nickels, dimes, and quarters scattered on your bedroom floor, or in a jar and go play pool for whatever time that change allows at $5/hour ;)
 
When you bank has to call you because they think your card got stolen because you spent so much money on pool.

When most nights you dream about pool.

When get you mad at work for customers interrupting your AZ time.

When you put on The Hustler or The Color Of Money to fall asleep to every night.

I knew I was obsessed with pool when my fiancé and I went house shopping and the only qualification we needed was enough room for a 9ft table and a backyard.

When you register at a billiards shop for your wedding gifts.

When everyone you know automatically assumes to get you pool equipment as gifts.

When you never go out unless there are pool tables at the location.
 
every day when I grab my car keys I grab my masters chalk with em, been on vacation at disney world and still had chalk on me and my cue in the room just in case a game was around.
 
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