Years ago when I started playing pool, I was at my buddy's pool hall for league night. There were these twins there, real mouthy guys who could barely speak English, but just wouldn't shut up. Anyways, one night, one of them must have had a few too many, and he had a shot to win his match. There must have been 30 people watching him, as he was yelling nonsense, as usual. He the pulled down his pants, showing everyone his(very small) bird. Naturally, everyone laughed, but nobody really cared. The next day, I made a joke about it to him, something like "don't worry, no one could see that thing, anyway". He then tried to say it was his identical twin brother, not him. Like it makes a difference.
