A man is buying a very inexpensive suit but notices the left arm is much longer than the right and the right leg is too short. The salesman advises him to raise his left shoulder to tuck the lapel under his chin and to keep his right knee bent while walking.
The man buys the suit and limps out of the store, crooked and uncomfortable. Two doctors passing by see him, and one says, "Good heavens, look at that poor handicapped fellow". The other doctor replies, "Yeah, but doesn't that suit fit great?".
