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The 1st Annual Professional Billiards Conference & Expo

SlateMan

I asked ChatGPT to help me identify professional billiard players who could put on funny seminars for an imaginary conference. I gave it two examples (Hennessee and Strickland). I think some of these are pretty good. What would be your imaginary seminar put on by a player?​


The 1st Annual Professional Billiards Conference & Expo​


“Where Legends Teach… the Things They Probably Shouldn’t.”​


Jonathan Hennessee​


“Chalking the Cue: How Much Is Enough? (Spoiler: More.)”
A 3-hour hands-on workshop. Chalk provided but may run out.



Earl Strickland​


“Keeping Your Cool at the Table… And Why It’s Probably Your Fault Anyway.”
Bonus Q&A session where Earl answers questions he asked himself.



Shane Van Boening​


“Breaking the Balls: Physics, Technique, and Why You Still Can’t Do It.”
Includes free hearing protection for when Shane really lets one rip.



Efren ‘The Magician’ Reyes​


“Accidentally Genius: How to Pretend Your Kick Was Planned.”
A masterclass in smiling politely while your opponent cries.



Alex Pagulayan​


“Trash Talking with Love: The Art of Friendly Psychological Warfare.”
Includes autograph signing, jokes, and small side bets you didn’t notice happened.



Fedor Gorst​


“Perfect Cue Ball Control: A Seminar for Mere Mortals.”
Prerequisites: None. Success rate: Also none.



Jayson Shaw​


“High Gear Activation: Going From 0 to 800 Fargo in One Rack.”
Warning: Content may be delivered too fast for humans to process.



Dennis Orcollo​


“Bar Table 8-Ball Dominance: Patterns So Clean You’ll Feel Dirty.”
Sponsored by every bar owner who’s ever lost money to him.



Tony Chohan​


“Power One Pocket: How to Move the Entire Rack With One Stroke.”
A physical strength waiver must be signed before attending.



Scott Frost​


“Banking With Confidence: Why the Rails Are Your Friends.”
Includes storytime about the old days in Arizona action rooms.



John Morra​


“Switching Hands Mid-Match: Because Why Should You Need a Dominant Hand?”
A seminar you won’t understand until you try shooting left-handed forever.



Billy Thorpe​


“Firing At It: A Comprehensive Guide to Shooting Every Shot Like You Mean It.”
Discount offered if you promise not to play safe during the conference.



Jeremy Jones​


“Commentator’s Corner: Saying 500 Words Without Offending Anyone.”
Optional add-on: “How to Speak Only in Wisdom.”



Skylar Woodward​


“The Country Kid Playbook: Winning Matches While Looking Happy About It.”
Includes a cornhole break in the middle.



Ko Ping-Chung & Ko Pin-Yi​


“Brothers in Arms: Synchronizing Your Fargo Rates for Maximum Intimidation.”



Albin Ouschan​


“Staying Focused: The Art of Looking Mildly Annoyed While Running Out.”
Special section: Why chalking is optional when you never miss.
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Practice what I Preach

gregcantrall

Bruce Lee: 'Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.​

These words remind us that acknowledging errors is not defeat but the first step toward mastery.

We often carry a quiet fear of being wrong, as if mistakes are cracks in the foundation of our worth. Yet, the truth is that missteps are not signs of weakness but invitations to grow.

Not my words but worth a thought. I got them here. https://m.economictimes.com/magazin...e-to-admit-them/amp_articleshow/125837662.cms
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Funny pic/gif thread...

Poolmanis
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I still remember day like yesterday..
Long time ago one nice woman called me and ask if i want to come visit and have some food and sauna. Of course you know what that means..
after jobs done i fell sleep but wake up suddenly because i was pushed to floor from bed and i was "WTF"
She just say "ok. Jobs done get your stuff and get the fuck out. I need start packing because I fly overseas tomorrow..."
I got tear in my eyes because got so emotional when i realized i got sexually used :D
One best feelings of my life so far..
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