Funny Things Said to You at the Pool Room

The usual group of guys in the pool hall, decided to mix it up and play some scotch doubles which was new for us. I was paired up with a guy who said one of the dumbest things I have ever heard, he said it with a straight face and was dead serious. It was my turn at the table and I was getting frustrated being left without a shot by my partner as bad as by my opponents & mumbled something about not having a shot & playing safe. He said "don't play safe, play to win!"

I couldn't come up with anything better than "don't say shit like that, it makes you sound stupid" & he still didn't get it.

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