I’ll play “Back to the Future.”
There’s a pool tournament going on with All Time All Stars playing, with all of them playing at their peak.
On Table 1, Joe Balsis is playing Onofrio Lauri straight pool. On Table 2, Thorsten Hohman is playing Nils Feijen. I’m watching Table 1.
On Table 3, Ronnie Allen is playing Jack Breit one pocket. On Table 4, David Alcaide is playing any Filipino. I’m watching Table 3.
On Table 5, Johnny Ervolino is playing nine ball against Jim Rempe. On Table 6, any Eastern European player is playing any Chinese player. I’m watching Table 5.
On Table 7, Ed “Cue Ball” Kelly has offered the proposition that from a full rack he can pocket ten balls into the same corner pocket rolling the cue ball three rails with his hand in X many rolls. On Table 8, any two top female players are playing nine ball. I’m watching Table 7.
On Table 9, Russian Kenny and Bill Staton are pitching quarters. On Table 10, any two American players are playing eight ball. I’m watching Table 9.