Johnny loses his mind on livestream

One of the funniest things I ever saw at the bar was a big dude coming around the pool table just looking to cause trouble. He squared up with a small Asian dude we knew, he competed in martial arts, was a good 8" shorter than the trouble maker, They were squared up nose to nose (more like forehead to Adams apple) and the small dude kicks him in the side of head, watching his torso you couldn't even tell he moved his leg!!!! After the big guy shook off the cobwebs he was running around asking everyone who kicked him and made him spill his beer. He was done causing trouble for the night. It all happened because, you know, alcohol.

Two fundamentals of pool to avoid sounding foolish for years

I have recently arrived at a conclusion of pool, a truth, and I invite anyone to try to refute me. You beginners, listen to me, and you will sound a lot smarter for years whenever you are playing pool, around pool, or talking about pool.


Your speech about such topics without the first two fundamentals is a joke.

While I don't disagree with the main points of your post, I will suggest that your post is written in a way that seems rather provocative, like you are asking for a fight or to be criticized more than engaged in a meaningful dialogue.

It's not a great idea to walk into a pool hall full of seasoned players and say, "I'm about to tell you all how it is," and this board is probably a similar environment.

Two fundamentals of pool to avoid sounding foolish for years

If you don't have both of the two fundamentals, and you are talking about english, diamonds, speed, diamond systems, jump shots, bank shots, kick shots, masses, or any other billiard technique, you are to some degree BSing the people that you are talking to. Simple as that. Your speech about such topics without the first two fundamentals is a joke.
Some thoughts should just stay in your head. Simple as that. You believing you have had some sort of epiphany is a joke.

Two fundamentals of pool to avoid sounding foolish for years

I think it’s being able to make a table length straight in shot on the 8 ball while in an alcohol induced haze in a smoke filled room with two hotties dancing in front of an over cranked jukebox after you just returned from the sativa line at the back door with your whole team rooting for you, but that’s just me!

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