Just think Dude's , this time yesterday if I wore a mask in the Bank's , Da' Bookies and shop's I would probably be typing from a jail cell facing 10 years but now if I don't wear a mask in the Banks , Da Bookie's or shops I could face a cop fine .

You couldn't make it up !
PM Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson .
Coronavirus: No 10 considering mandatory face masks in shops in England .
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" And speaking on Friday Mr Johnson said "the balance of scientific opinion seems to have shifted more in favour of them than it was, and we're very keen to follow that".

"I don't think we are going to get to a world where we say everyone has to wear face coverings the whole time everywhere," he said, but added "We need to be stricter in insisting that people wear face coverings in confined spaces where they are meeting people they don't usually meet.

"The future for the country has got to be a world where we are managing the virus so effectively with local lockdowns, test and trace that we don't need ultimately to have some of these social distancing measures."
PM Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53365062
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"Speaking in a Facebook Q&A video, Boris Johnson hinted at the change saying: "We are looking at ways of making sure that people really do have face coverings in shops."

Face coverings have been compulsory in shops in Scotland since 10 July.

Mr Johnson also said "people should be going back to work if they can now."

Responding to a question about extending the furlough scheme the prime minister said: "I think everybody has sort of taken the 'stay at home if you can' - I think we should now say, well, 'go back to work if you can'.

"I think it's very important that people should try to lead their lives more normally."
Facebook post from Chris Mason PDC Dart's commentator .

Chris Mason
54 mins ·
If you use official worldwide data on covid, there is a 0.006% chance of contacting covid of that 0.006% only 4.77% will die from it, so you have a 0.00028% chance of dying from the virus, not to disimiliar to influenza, or being struck by lightning or winning the lotto, just saying!
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"Our officers will continue to engage with the public, explain the legislation and guidance and encourage compliance. We will use enforcement as a last resort only where there is a clear breach of the legislation"

Coronavirus: Face coverings now compulsory in Scotland's shops :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-53354308

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"Surfaces should be cleaned after touching, and everyone must continue to wash their hands regularly.

People who are part of a non-cohabiting couple will no longer need to stay physically distant from each other, indoors or outdoors.

In addition, people who are shielding will no longer have to distance themselves from others living in the same house."

"A number of exemptions exist that mean certain people are not required to wear a face covering in a shop.

"We would encourage people to raise any concerns with business owners or staff in the first instance."
Coronavirus: Face coverings now compulsory in Scotland's shops :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-53354308

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Police Scotland said it was asking people to "take personal responsibility to do the right thing".

It warned that it would enforce the law on face coverings but only as a last resort. In the first instance, anyone wishing to raise a concern should do so with shop staff.

ACC Gary Ritchie said: "We are asking people to take personal responsibility to do the right thing and remember the purpose of these measures is to aid the collective effort to stay safe, protect others and save lives by preventing the virus from spreading.
Coronavirus: Face coverings now compulsory in Scotland's shops :

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"For the first time since March, people in Scotland will now allowed to go into another person's house.

Adults should continue to practice physical distancing with those they do not live with."

"In this phase, eight people from a maximum of three different households can meet indoors.

Adults are being advised not to meet people from any more than four different households in any single day.

Overnight stays are allowed, as long as adults maintain physical distancing between different households."
Satire or is it ?

Millions of Scots flee in terror after Nicola Sturgeon threatens to ‘shag’ anyone who doesn’t comply with her guideline :

https://dailydafty.com/millions-of-scots-flee-in-terror-after-nicola-sturgeon-threatens-to-shag-anyone-who-doesnt-comply-with-her-guideline?fbclid=IwAR1Pr-vUyIuRK2BQ_3eVIeOmwSLuEnZbYeBPBBEUx9JB6mZsNhNTXeIDDjY

They've only went and changed the rules as to what you can and cannot do when you leave the house here in Scotland , so I need to study up on what I'm allowed to do or risk a cop fine lol !

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