Looking for sponsor/s for a Match against Fast Larry

You guys are right I should let it go. I am done with this guy. Sorry to waist everyones time. Larry is not worth my time you're right he is just so damn rude.

I got upset and let this jerk do that to me with his crudness. I am to old for this crap, grow up larry.
 
JamisonNeu said:
You guys are right I should let it go. I am done with this guy. Sorry to waist everyones time. Larry is not worth my time you're right he is just so damn rude.

I got upset and let this jerk do that to me with his crudness. I am to old for this crap, grow up larry.
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Indeed, let this thicken your skin up a little to the freaks out there. LOLz, besides you'd probably end up in a fist fight with the guy. ;)
 
JamisonNeu said:
You guys are right I should let it go. I am done with this guy. Sorry to waist everyones time. Larry is not worth my time you're right he is just so damn rude.

I got upset and let this jerk do that to me with his crudness. I am to old for this crap, grow up larry.
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This is how he gets his jollies, getting under your skin and keeping it up as long as possible. Getting you to respond in any way, shape, or form, it excites him.
 
You know guys all that stuff aside...I may be willing to back an exhibition match between these two guys...

If both parties agree..I agree to the following...

I will pay both players (Jamison and FL) $5000 each for one set.

Race to 7, 9 ball, BCA Rules....At the establishment of my choosing. Transportation and lodging are the responsibility of the player.

The only stipulation I have is that someone takes a side bet with me for 25 grand. My bet is "one of them will win."....Anyone willing to take the "neither of them" or "both of them" will win angle let me know and we'll sew it up toot sweet.

Should I have the paperwork drawn up??
 
mattiefingaz said:
You know guys all that stuff aside...I may be willing to back an exhibition match between these two guys...

If both parties agree..I agree to the following...

I will pay both players (Jamison and FL) $5000 each for one set.

Race to 7, 9 ball, BCA Rules....At the establishment of my choosing. Transportation and lodging are the responsibility of the player.

The only stipulation I have is that someone takes a side bet with me for 25 grand. My bet is "one of them will win."....Anyone willing to take the "neither of them" or "both of them" will win angle let me know and we'll sew it up toot sweet.

Should I have the paperwork drawn up??
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Actually, this may not be the sure thing you are looking for. Race to 7 should take between 45 - 60 minutes and most times Fast Larry will piss off someone within 5 minutes. Therefore, the police will come and there will be no match. Therefore, I would take neither will win...lol.

If I have to, I will fly in Eric to the game to ensure that this happens.
 
to be honest I wouldn't put $10 on you to win anything outside of a jump-masse whatever contest. but there is this lady i know... She's 70 and has like 200 cats. worth a try
 
bobroberts said:
This maybe the weirdest post ive read since joining AZ.it makes no sense on any level.2 guys who claim they are great want to play each other and want us to pay for them.
INCREDIBLE!!!:D:eek:
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Not exactly. He wants you to pay him a flat fee to play Larry win or lose, for the opportunity to beat Larry out of some big cash. So instead of staking him you are making a bet with Larry and paying Jamison to try and win for you.
 
cueman said:
Not exactly. He wants you to pay him a flat fee to play Larry win or lose, for the opportunity to beat Larry out of some big cash. So instead of staking him you are making a bet with Larry and paying Jamison to try and win for you.
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I'm not sure if that made any sense either. :confused::eek::D
 
When did any of this ever make any sense.

FL wrote, pay me 5K and I will tee it up with Tiger at Bethpage or get into the ring with Tyson. You should add to the bet odds that he will drop dead of a heart attack from all the excitment. I hear he is 106 years old, or so he claims. He claims a lot doesn't he.
This match would be about as fair as a Fox Terrier against a Bengal Tiger. I thought you gave old people a big spot?

A lot better bet would be Jamie playing his dog. Now that one, I would buy a ticket to.
 
Eric. said:
This is the most "out of touch with reality" post I've read in a long time.

Who gives a fug about paying you to carry out your pissing match? Your fun, your dime.


Eric >out of this shitpile
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I think I am the only guy he ever said he would play. I am not a gambler and don't want that money from him. I came on here offering what I thought was a good opertuintiy for someone that is a gambler.

I said I would play the freak if I got paid. None of the money that is won would be mine. A salary is what I am after cause that is how, and when I play.

I issued the challenge to him cause he wrote me some crazed email that said I could not play, and he even insulted my family.

I made a thread that said if you want his money he said he would play me. Then I offered my services of playing him.

I have not said or done anything wrong here.

Maybe I shouldn't pick on a guy that really can't play. I just lost my temper.

No excuse for being an jerk. I should have just let him flip out and not said a word.

Now I am really done talking about this dumb crap.
 
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I would organize the match this way since both players hate each other:

- no handshakes at the start or at the end of the match
- losing player has to bend over after the match is complete
- player who won the match has the right to kick the losing player in the ass 100 times (losing player must comply)

No money and no backers needed. Problem solved...:D
 
JB Cases said:
So since this is supposed to be an exhibition match is Larry supposed to be paid as well?

If so then doesn't that support his claim as a professional player? Why would you want to grant him that status?

Who would come to watch this? Why? Would anyone pay for it? Why do you think someone ought to pay you to beat someone that can't play?

What do you care what someone thinks who people think is wacko? But beyond that Jamison the thing you can learn from Larry is how to get PAID as he has probably done a hundred times more PAID exhibitions than you have despite a fraction of the talent.

Learn that lesson and you will never need to come on here with such a ridiculous thread again. Notice Dr. Cue isn't here, Mike Massey isn't here, Nick Nickolaidis isn't here, they are out there entertaining people and making money with the talent they have.

Larry, for as much disdain as most of us on the newsgroups have for him, was out at the BCA Expo pitching himself to the companies there and hustling up business. I don't recall seeing one other "professional" player who wasn't already paid to be there out at the show trying to get sponsors or shows.

So in that sense Larry is ALREADY more professional than most of the other so-called pros out there. And Larry is one of the few humans I really despise. But he goes after business and gets it.

Maybe he meant that you can't play in that game. Is this harsh? You bet it is. Screw Larry and put a show together and get out there and make money. Stop posting these dumbass threads and go on the road and get paid.
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You know what I did at the BCA show this year? I had a good time with friends.
 
JamisonNeu said:
You know what I did at the BCA show this year? I had a good time with friends.
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I said the BCA EXPO. I know you had a good time at the BCAPL Tournament.

You said you were going to do something for Edwin Reyes but that never happened.

Glad you had a good time.
 
predator said:
I would organize the match this way since both players hate each other:

- no handshakes at the start or at the end of the match
- losing player has to bend over after the match is complete
- player who won the match has the right to kick the losing player in the ass 100 times (losing player must comply)

No money and no backers needed. Problem solved...:D
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I don't hate larry just have no respect for him.
 
JB Cases said:
I said the BCA EXPO. I know you had a good time at the BCAPL Tournament.

You said you were going to do something for Edwin Reyes but that never happened.

Glad you had a good time.
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I did, I had a great time. The bca shows are very fun.

Wow you want to go down a pretty dark road here don't you. There are many reasons why I put a stop on raising any money for that. None of which need to be on the internet.
I was very postive and you guys blew it not me.

Thanks it was great!
 
JamisonNeu said:
I really just started a thread so that I can redirect people when they get involved with me trying to sell cues. It is very counter productive when I post something in the sale part of this forum and I get people trying to talk to me about me and my pool game so I started a place that I can redirect people if they are so inclined to discuss me. Not that I mind the questions. There is now a place people can ask or leave an opinion. I don't mind if someone ambushing one of the thread slike this but not in the selling part.
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Do you know what a private message is? You should try using them.
 
JamisonNeu said:
Fast Larry has said that I cannot play, and that I am a loser. Blah Blah Blah I stopped reading it after the first few sentences.

I figure the best way to get him to shut up is to see if anyone out there would like to sponsor me in an event to prove Larry cannot play once and for all.

If I were to throw up a challenge towards Larry is anyone here willing to get behind me. I guess we can play him at any game. From what the word on the street is. Any amount you want to sponsor is good Larry claims to be very rich.

This is not gambling strictly a challenge match. I am sure Larry will decline, it is said that he has never taken any challenge in his life.

Is anyone willing to sponsor the a$$ woopin. If so this is also an immediate public challenge to Fast Larry? And you can tell Ripley’s Believe it or not that I don't believe you have the courage to play this kid in a cue sport.
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God man. If you can't put up your own money, then you are a pussy. If Larry said he would play you for money, then I imagine he certaintly would. What are you waiting for, unless you a chicken, which I believe to be the case? And if Larry said you can't shoot, it must be true. Put up or shut up, that's what I always say.
 
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