Mary, you say you're not a pro... and that's great! Why? Because I'm not a pro, either!
I highly doubt TAR would ever come out to cover our little shindig because the costs involved would be too high. Since TAR cannot come to us, I propose we go to TAR.
I propose (since you seem to have no opinion on this matter) we play three sets (8-ball, 9-ball, and 10-ball) at the Derby City Classic for a minimum of $1,000 per set. These sets will, of course, be played on a 9ft Diamond table (your best friend and mine as well).
I think it is well-known by now that I prefer the barbox, but, as it says on your site, that you have already "mastered the little bar tables", I would not dream of insulting you by asking you to play on a messy and non cool 7ft, Mary "David Matlock" Avina.
The benefits of playing at the Derby City Classic, I believe, are as follows:
- You have ample time to get your backers together.
Note that you have (at the time of this writing) 11 people who think you will win. Ask them to chip in $300 or so apiece and you got action. In addition, I am highly unpopular in the Southern California area. I guarantee you, if you do a little trick-or-treating and knocking on doors, you will find backers.
- You have time to practice.
DCC is not until January of 2010.
- You, will, like, totally get to meet Chris Bartram!
Omg omg omg!! He's, like, SOOOO awesome! He, like, totally gives the Jonas Brothers the 7 and he's waaaay hotter than Edward Cullen.
- You will get a lot of male attention at DCC.
Seriously, you will enjoy the guy-to-gal ratio.
- Indiana is lovely at that time of year.
I read this in a brochure.
- You will get a lot of publicity.
You like this and it will benefit your art sales, as you lead me to understand those are the main focus of your website, your photos, your videos, and your posts.
- Ronnie Wiseman will probably say something incredulous and funny regarding the two of us playing for the price of a Yugo.
This will amuse many serious pool players.
I think a TAR Challenge Match backed entirely by AZB forum members would be something to see. Anyone else think so? I am willing to be backed for this match by AZB members. This will take my game down a ball or two since I play best on my own money, but if you're willing to risk it, let me know.
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P.S.
YES THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS ABOUT JEALOUSY (AND ACTION).
I AM SO JEALOUS OF MARY "DAVID MATLOCK" AVINA YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Now, if you please, the line for those backing Mary "David Matlock" Avina forms to the left.
Thank you.