the hottest girl in pool!!!!

[Sweet Marissa]

I was called ugly by my parents growing up and my perfect looking sister (and my parent's favourite) used to make fun of me for being skinny and awkward so I was forced to develop a personality and sense of humour as a defence mechanism. Ah, memories.

 

[mandalamps]

Hmmmm.....

I was called ugly by my parents growing up and my perfect looking sister (and my parent's favourite) used to make fun of me for being skinny and awkward so I was forced to develop a personality and sense of humour as a defence mechanism. Ah, memories.

Is that a true story? Just for the record, you are SO NOT ugly!!! Not even a little bit. :grin-square:

 

[mullyman]

Hey listen. I'd like to give thanks for make-up, hairspray, control-top pantyhose, corsets, fake tans, hair-dye, duct tape, padded bras, push-up bras, plastic surgery, good lighting, photoshop, airbrushing, filters on cameras, concealer, vaseline, perfume, deodorant, high heels, etc. All the things that make us look younger, prettier, slimmer, taller, bustier....just so we can mold ourselves to best fit the ideals of the male population.

Men idolize the Megan Fox's, the Pamela Anderson's, the Jessica Biehl's of the world. So why fault the female population for trying to make themselves over in these womens' images? Not fair of you really.

Maybe if men would appreciate qualities like intelligence above beauty...then women wouldn't feel the need to "trick them" by applying a little mascara and lip gloss.

HA!

Melissa

It's a 2 way street. If a woman goes into a place looking to meet someone who is she going to take an interest in first? A Brad Pitt or an Artie Lange?
MULLY
gentlemen, can I get rep for this

 

[Melissa Herndon]

It's a 2 way street. If a woman goes into a place looking to meet someone who is she going to take an interest in first? A Brad Pitt or an Artie Lange?
MULLY
gentlemen, can I get rep for this

All I can say is that Artie Lang lookalike will have a better chance if he has a better personality than the Brad Pitt lookalike. We can always take a sloppy man and do a little manscaping, some hygiene improvements, and a wardrobe makeover in order to get the perfect package :wink:

Melissa

 

[Sweet Marissa]

Is that a true story? Just for the record, you are SO NOT ugly!!! Not even a little bit. :grin-square:

Yeah, I was a very late bloomer. I've reconciled with my parents, but my sister and I are estranged. My dad is very sorry about everything and my mother is in denial about it. I'm no bombshell but I'm a lot better looking now than I was growing up And I have an amazing guy that makes me feel beautiful very day!

 

[mullyman]

All I can say is that Artie Lang lookalike will have a better chance if he has a better personality than the Brad Pitt lookalike. We can always take a sloppy man and do a little manscaping, some hygiene improvements, and a wardrobe makeover in order to get the perfect package :wink:

Melissa

Yes, you could do all that. But on that note, you're still trying to make him more appealing to the eye.
MULLY

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Yes, you could do all that. But on that note, you're still trying to make him more appealing to the eye.
MULLY

No necessarily. Maybe more appealing to the touch! Some women don't prefer a chest full of hair...or kissing sandpaper. And smell is a big issue.

HA!

Melissa

 

[derekdisco]

I could pass for hottest chick in pool in this pic, lol

 

[Ktown D]

I could pass for hottest chick in pool in this pic, lol

dammmmm........that's hawt.

 

[Fenwick]

The first things I notice about the ladies are their wit and intelligence! Everybody knows that big breasted women are dumb so the first thing I check out is their breast size to judge intelligence. Women with small waists and generously curved rears are blessed with a great sense of humor so those are the next things I check out to be sure they have a nice funny bone.

Ladies please don't jump to conclusions when you see men checking out your anatomy. Perhaps like me they are examining the outer manifestation of your intelligence and sense of humor before approaching you.

Hu (I have a slightly used bridge for sale along with some real estate just south of Grand Isle if anyone buys this!)

Nice try. What's the asking price for the bridge? I'll have to try and use that at the pool hall this week. Oh, I was just looking at your boobs to see how smart you are; slap.

 

[Fenwick]

I was called ugly by my parents growing up and my perfect looking sister (and my parent's favourite) used to make fun of me for being skinny and awkward so I was forced to develop a personality and sense of humour as a defence mechanism. Ah, memories.

I know kids can be cruel but your own parents? I think your a fox but so is my wife of 35 years.

 

[Melissa Herndon]

I could pass for hottest chick in pool in this pic, lol

No comment :thud:

 

[derekdisco]

No comment :thud:

LOL, girls would kill for my flowing mane.

 

[Drew]

All I can say is that Artie Lang lookalike will have a better chance if he has a better personality than the Brad Pitt lookalike. We can always take a sloppy man and do a little manscaping, some hygiene improvements, and a wardrobe makeover in order to get the perfect package :wink:

Melissa

I call BS...I've known too many girls.

Here's the breakdown...

What men look for in women:
Looks - 60%
Willingness to bump uglies - 30%
Other - 10%

What women look for in men:
Money/Power/Ability to influence other people - 50%
Physical attraction - 20%
How much OTHER women want the man in question - 20%
Personality/hygiene/whatever other random crap they claim to care about - 10%

 

[real bartram]

I call BS...I've known too many girls.

Here's the breakdown...

What men look for in women:
Looks - 60%
Willingness to bump uglies - 30%
Other - 10%

What women look for in men:
Money/Power/Ability to influence other people - 50%
Physical attraction - 20%
How much OTHER women want the man in question - 20%
Personality/hygiene/whatever other random crap they claim to care about - 10%

you are a funny dude.
i do think you right on.

 

[poolplayer2093]

No necessarily. Maybe more appealing to the touch! Some women don't prefer a chest full of hair...or kissing sandpaper. And smell is a big issue.

HA!

Melissa

i dont buy it. women are just as into looks as men. they just try act like they're not. the only time you'll see hot women with ugly men is if the guys rich

 

[SUPERSTAR]

i dont buy it. women are just as into looks as men. they just try act like they're not. the only time you'll see hot women with ugly men is if the guys rich

Nahh, that's not true.

Believe me, if you've got the game, the communication skills, the confidence and charisma, you can talk your way into anything even if you are not gods gift.

If your with a girl and she trades you in for a richer model, that's one piece of gold digging junk you don't want to be your ball and chain.

 

[real bartram]

Nahh, that's not true.

Believe me, if you've got the game, the communication skills, the confidence and charisma, you can talk your way into anything even if you are not gods gift.

If your with a girl and she trades you in for a richer model, that's one piece of gold digging junk you don't want to be your ball and chain.

you tell it like it is.

 

[poolplayer2093]

Nahh, that's not true.

Believe me, if you've got the game, the communication skills, the confidence and charisma, you can talk your way into anything even if you are not gods gift.

If your with a girl and she trades you in for a richer model, that's one piece of gold digging junk you don't want to be your ball and chain.

sure if you've got all that you can get the girl for the night. but having the cash keeps her around a lot longer.

let's not forget that if you're the kind of guy that has that kind of game you've probably talked your way into a decent paying job. get the cash get the girl. that's the oldest truth in the book

 

[SUPERSTAR]

sure if you've got all that you can get the girl for the night. but having the cash keeps her around a lot longer.

let's not forget that if you're the kind of guy that has that kind of game you've probably talked your way into a decent paying job

No, understanding women and talking to them and getting to know them and who they are keeps them around for a lot longer.

The cash keeps the gold diggers around.

I mean, it's one thing to be chivalrous, but there is no law that says you need to be THE paycheck in todays world.
Forget that garbage.
If you are gonna go out and blow boatloads of money to try and impress a girl, your setting yourself up for a gold digging scenario.

Let the woman earn her own living, and respect her for doing that and don't be threatened by it, and you can sidestep the gold diggers.

There are plenty of women perfectly content to earn their keep so don't stick all women in the slot of just looking for a man to give them the high life when they are perfectly willing to work for it and earn it on their own.