Please don't rehash well known verbage here on this one. You know, stuff like "You know why you missed it? Because there's no pocket in that spot." Or.. "Playing 'lights out'." If you use that one, as God is my witness, I will hunt you down and pinkbelly you. And if you're too big for that, I'll take potshots at you from across the room, with a bb gun, during your next match of any kind.
Here's a couple I like to use:
"There, that is right outta my book. How to Fu#$up When There's No Fu$#up there."
"You've been Randy-racked." (You gotta know Randy. Funny as hell. Randy himself was playing this young guy without ever exchanging names. The guy broke a sluggo rack, and he says, "Don't Randyrack me." Randy just laughed and told him he WAS Randy.)
"Hey, just sit there and be quiet. I'm fu#$ing this cat, you just hold his head."
"I need a timeout. I forgot my ankle and wristweights."
Your turn......................
Here's a couple I like to use:
"There, that is right outta my book. How to Fu#$up When There's No Fu$#up there."
"You've been Randy-racked." (You gotta know Randy. Funny as hell. Randy himself was playing this young guy without ever exchanging names. The guy broke a sluggo rack, and he says, "Don't Randyrack me." Randy just laughed and told him he WAS Randy.)
"Hey, just sit there and be quiet. I'm fu#$ing this cat, you just hold his head."
"I need a timeout. I forgot my ankle and wristweights."
Your turn......................