You heard it right. I got invited to the White House.
The other day I was outside mowing my lawn and the guy down the street was driving past my house. He pulled over and we started talking. He noticed I wasn't home for several days and asked , "Where were you?"
I told him I was in Las Vegas for ten days and I won the BCAPL Senior Eight-ball event.
"Wow," he said, "that's great, how many players were in the tournament?"
I went on to give him the full details.
He asked, "Has this gotten any local interest, news papers, or anything like that.
I told him, "Nothing like that has happened. My great nephew did ask, "Is the whole family going to Disney?' I had to lay the sad news on him that we wouldn't be going.
We talked a few more minutes and he asked if my book sales been impacted by my victory. Once again I was the bearer of bad news. I told him, "Sales are still pretty slow."
This is when it all happened, my neighbor asked, "Can you come over my house later this week? I just got a table for my kids and they want to learn how to play."
He pointed down the street and said, "I'm in the white house, number 48."
Oh well, I went down two days later and gave his two kids and three kids in the neighborhood a free lesson.
I'm still waiting to hear from David Letterman, or better yet, Jerry Springer.
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http://tommcgonaglerightoncue.com
The other day I was outside mowing my lawn and the guy down the street was driving past my house. He pulled over and we started talking. He noticed I wasn't home for several days and asked , "Where were you?"
I told him I was in Las Vegas for ten days and I won the BCAPL Senior Eight-ball event.
"Wow," he said, "that's great, how many players were in the tournament?"
I went on to give him the full details.
He asked, "Has this gotten any local interest, news papers, or anything like that.
I told him, "Nothing like that has happened. My great nephew did ask, "Is the whole family going to Disney?' I had to lay the sad news on him that we wouldn't be going.
We talked a few more minutes and he asked if my book sales been impacted by my victory. Once again I was the bearer of bad news. I told him, "Sales are still pretty slow."
This is when it all happened, my neighbor asked, "Can you come over my house later this week? I just got a table for my kids and they want to learn how to play."
He pointed down the street and said, "I'm in the white house, number 48."
Oh well, I went down two days later and gave his two kids and three kids in the neighborhood a free lesson.
I'm still waiting to hear from David Letterman, or better yet, Jerry Springer.
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http://tommcgonaglerightoncue.com