The perfect poster

I am the perfect poster. The type all others should be molded after. I'm intelligent enough, good spelling and grammar, polite, good sense of humor, sensitive when needed, and.....I have a fairly large penis.
MULLY

Thats funny, i loled :thumbup:!!!! But I have to admit the first time I saw your avatar I thought, " Damn, he's got a ugly ole lady"!
--Chris
 
cocobolo cowboy???

DING!!!

We have a winner!!!
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Mully, When you get a chance...

the 80's called... said "plz move on". FYI, Leif Garrett's ghost called too, he said "plz let it go bro".



Oh, but good news!

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Larry Bird called, Loooooooooooooves the new do!!




lol.
 
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DIPPY is...oh wait, he didn't post, at least not the last $50K :(

The poster I loved growing up was an Alyssa Milano one I had....mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!!! :p
 
I think it would have to be a combination of a bunch rolled up into one...

Jay - for the way back machine references to old school players
Mike Page - For knowledge on how to open a pool room the right way
Dr Dave - for the science side of things...with video reference
Fat Boy - for the $$$$ side of things
Watchez - for the odds making and matching up side of things
Jam - so they could post really really really.....really fast.
JB Cases - It's not that I like to argue....I just debate very hard sometimes.
Smorg - Cause even from beyond the grave he can make you laugh
Cocoboy - cause sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes...you...

Of course you would have to get someone good at rolling things.....that would take great care to get just the proper blend........I figure 420trooper would be the best for that job...;)
 
Mully, When you get a chance...

the 80's called... said "plz move on". FYI, Leif Garrett's ghost called too, he said "plz let it go bro".



Oh, but good news!

poolml.jpg


Larry Bird called, Loooooooooooooves the new do!!




lol.

Leif Garret I can deal with. Although I thought he was a fag when I was a kid he still had millions of girls tossing panties at him. How can you disrespect that? But Larry Bird? I think I'm going to shoot myself.
MULLY
 
The perfect poster...

* Uses gud grammar, gud spelling, punctuation and (for God's sake) paragraphs
* Posts links to long-winded articles, instead of cutting and pasting them
* Posts the pictures and prices of the things they are selling
* Isn't a stinkin' liberal socialist pinko commie democrat
* Is always polite and respectful (... even when arguing with a f**k*n pinheaded jackhole... yeah, I'm talkin to YOU, jackhole!)
* Uses bullet points for long lists like this one
* Has a sense of humor
* Is a beautiful woman, who also plays pool
 
How about the guy that thought he was the perfect poster named after this poster?:smile:

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