Happy birthday, Mike. To commemorate this auspicious occasion I have instructed the legal team at Steamer Cue Sports, Ltd. to set in motion the renaming of one of our island hoppers in your honor.
Behold. The S. S. Howerton. You may want to repaint the hull. P.S. I'm still pissed 'cause I didn't get a T-shirt for my thousandth post.