Funny pic/gif thread...

Changed my mind...here is today's bike time:
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Vasectomy

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure a really good looking nurse comes in and takes his
vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.When he is fully undressed
she instructs him to get on the table and lie on his back. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top of him and proceeds to seduce him to the max.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks:
"Not that I'm complaining but what brought that on?"

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has a good ejaculation he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a
room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies also, but you have
BlueCross and they have Obama Care.
 
That Kid is truely amazing.I just hope he is not over pushed.

looks like he's got some anger issues already:angry: LOL! pretty technical wrestler for a kid that age, wouldn't be suprised if i see im in UFC 328 in a decade or so.
 

This video brought back lots of memories for me. My son had just joined the high school wrestling team in 8th grade and he probably weighed less than 90 lbs. I forget the weight class but it was the lightest weight class division they had. All of the kids in his weight class were skinny as a rail and this 5 yo wrestler reminded me of those days. My son would practice for hours on end and wrestle with the bigger kids in his school who were more seasoned than him and they would take him under their wing, giving him a little extra tutelage. I also remember the wrestling coach telling Joe Jr and the rest of the wrestling team to keep their weight down. WTF? He was like a paper-weight for crying out loud. When I wanted to chew the coach's arse out for keeping my son's weight down, JoeJr begged me not to intervene. I didn't but I also didn't have to like it. JoeJr. could have put on ten pounds and it would have looked good on him and it would have been good for him.

The state tournament came around and there was Joe, Jr. in his first year of wrestling, fighting for the state championship. Round after round, he always seemed to find a way to pin his opponent or take him down. This went on for way too many matches (for me) until he finally reached the finals. I can remember those skinny legs and the tenacity that went with them as he took home the Louisiana State Wrestling Championship in his weight class. I knew then I had to keep him away from pool, at least for a few years. He wrestled for another year or two but put on a little weight and I think he wrestled just to hang out with the other wrestlers more so than to do anything else. He never won another state championship but those little skinny legs of the 5 y o reminded me of Joe Jr's day in the sun.

JoeyA
 
That shot was well done, but our minds are so quick to pick out details that just don't seem right. They made a few small errors that are easy to pick out. The 11 passes thru the 1 (as it leaves the left rail) and the CB passes thru the edge of the 3 (as it leaves the left rail). The 8 leaves the end rail at a wider angle than it goes in & seems to pick up speed.
 
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