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Sometimes the chat is like eating a fish dinner..gotta pick out the bones.

But I've read a lotta wise cracks that would even make this :groucho:guy
laugh his head off.

So, I'm keeping my screen small
 
paulempor said:
Eric. said:
By popular request:

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showpost.php?p=2920250&postcount=6

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Who be dis?
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That's the man, the myth, the legendary Marty "Uncle Fester" Herman aka propoolplayer.

Some of Marty's gems:

He gave Mike Howerton the idea for AZ Billiards so, really, we have all of him to thank for this site.

He taught Mika everything he knows.

On his site:

Mika Immonen is a former Herman University student and look at what he just accomplished!
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What drives me crazy is the ones that type out a shot by shot replay telling us all in the chat how SVB, Mika, or some other world class player should have shot that shot. That is the reason I stopped going into the chats. Johnnyt
 
BrooklynJay said:
paulempor said:
That's the man, the myth, the legendary Marty "Uncle Fester" Herman aka propoolplayer.

Some of Marty's gems:

He gave Mike Howerton the idea for AZ Billiards so, really, we have all of him to thank for this site.

He taught Mika everything he knows.

On his site:

Mika Immonen is a former Herman University student and look at what he just accomplished!
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Thanks Jay, I have heard about him in posts around here. Never knew who he was.

Rep to you sir

Paul
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Tards are not strictly the domain of the internet, they are among us and make up aprox 50% of the population, scary huh :)
 
BrooklynJay said:
paulempor said:
That's the man, the myth, the legendary Marty "Uncle Fester" Herman aka propoolplayer.

Some of Marty's gems:

He gave Mike Howerton the idea for AZ Billiards so, really, we have all of him to thank for this site.

He taught Mika everything he knows.

On his site:

Mika Immonen is a former Herman University student and look at what he just accomplished!
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"as you know I've travelled all over the country for lessons with "the best" [Thorsten Hohmann, Mike Sigel, Jerry Briesath, etc.]....none of them compares with your understanding of the pool game..."

wow! Who could possibly put that kind of outrageous statement on their website? Oh... yeah.... never mind.
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Jay...Didn't Marty teach Efren too? :eek: :grin:

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com

BrooklynJay said:
paulempor said:
That's the man, the myth, the legendary Marty "Uncle Fester" Herman aka propoolplayer.

Some of Marty's gems:

He gave Mike Howerton the idea for AZ Billiards so, really, we have all of him to thank for this site.

He taught Mika everything he knows.

On his site:

Mika Immonen is a former Herman University student and look at what he just accomplished!
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While I don't like his commentary in chats his work on the Addams Family was amazing.

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I like the spammers it saves me from having to do market research. It is really cost effective when they are around.

I think the latest trend is board spamming, inflate a particular product or program via web boards.

Another trend that is popular is self-promotion hire friends to promote products or programs to inflate the web search results.

Basically the trend on the net is to inflate positive reviews and hype as much as possible. As for the content of the reviews well simply put it is just positive reviews.
 
Some of the streams I have watched,, the chat window is moving so fast from peoples replys,,,you cant see them all!!! lol
Should be called a RANT room.
 
Marty Herman told me he was going to cut me.
Asked me if I'd ever been cut before.
I replied, "paper-cut"
He called me scum and a rat about 50 times each.

2:38 propoolplayer: ever been cut
2:38 jbravo2984: yes.
2:38 propoolplayer: u pos
2:38 jbravo2984: paper cut
2:38 jbravo2984: would you like to cut my face marty?
2:38 propoolplayer: u mess w/me youll be sorry
2:38 jbravo2984: uh oh! really?
2:39 propoolplayer: trust me ask adam smith
2:39 propoolplayer: your in the wrong spot here fool
2:39 jbravo2984: is that true marty?
2:39 jbravo2984: lol adam smith?
2:40 jbravo2984: are you the one who cut him?
2:40 propoolplayer: your getting cut hahahaha see you around punk rat
2:40 propoolplayer: yes i am f&ckhead
2:40 propoolplayer: i cut his finger off
2:40 jbravo2984: Really? I heard otherwise.
2:40 propoolplayer: self defense
2:40 jbravo2984: He almost cut his own finger off I guess...
2:40 propoolplayer: cm
2:41 propoolplayer: fag'
2:41 jbravo2984: you're over 1,000 miles away from adam smith.
2:41 jbravo2984: how would you have done that marty?
2:41 propoolplayer: suck my dick u os ill piss on u
2:41 jbravo2984: is your last name herman? like munster
2:41 propoolplayer: hope u die soon
2:42 propoolplayer: so i dont havet t hurt u
2:42 jbravo2984: i hope you keel over the keyboard while you're strangling yourself and jerkin your gerkin
2:42 propoolplayer: u need to die'
2:42 jbravo2984: i do.
2:42 propoolplayer: scum
2:42 jbravo2984: are you herman munster?
2:42 propoolplayer: rat
2:42 jbravo2984: marty herman munster?>
2:42 propoolplayer: mouth needs to be pissed in
2:43 propoolplayer: pos u need to die now
2:43 jbravo2984: would you like to pee in my mouth marty?
2:43 propoolplayer: your life isnt worth living scum
2:43 propoolplayer: hope u die
2:43 propoolplayer: plz diie]
2:44 propoolplayer: lifes not for u
2:44 jbravo2984: would you like to pee in my mouth?
2:44 jbravo2984: i heard you dig that kind of thing... that would be icky...
2:44 propoolplayer: o
2:44 jbravo2984: BTW, these aren't offers, they're questions.
2:44 propoolplayer: u need to die so i can get going in lfe scum or rats need to go
2:44 jbravo2984: Is your last name herman, marty?
2:45 propoolplayer: your scum and rat
2:45 jbravo2984: or is it marty, herman?
2:45 jbravo2984: Isn't it past your bed time?
2:45 propoolplayer: u need to be snuffed out rat
2:45 jbravo2984: snuff me marty. snuff me!
2:45 propoolplayer: rats like u in pool get hurt
2:45 jbravo2984: do they marty? by who?
2:45 jbravo2984: propoolplayers like you?
2:45 jbravo2984: you're a joke... take your meds...
2:46 propoolplayer: your scum youll be hurt stay in pool run the mouth
2:46 jbravo2984: i could give you the 5 out in life...
2:46 propoolplayer: see how u do
2:46 propoolplayer: ill cut your throte
2:46 propoolplayer: ill end your life
2:46 propoolplayer: your a rat no loss
2:47 jbravo2984: yep. maybe you should stop now marty, you're scaring me...
2:47 propoolplayer: your a rat
2:47 propoolplayer: scum
2:47 propoolplayer: eed to die
2:47 propoolplayer: get out of pool scum before u get hurt
2:48 propoolplayer: yur a rat
2:48 jbravo2984: sssshhhhh.... marty you're scaring me

I told the chat room he was going ape sh*t... he saw and this was immediately afterwards :)

2:48 propoolplayer: 'go tell rat mouth u r a coward
2:48 propoolplayer: coward
2:48 propoolplayer: rat
2:48 jbravo2984: lmao
2:49 jbravo2984: you want to talk to me on the phone?
2:49 jbravo2984: I want to talk to you.
2:50 jbravo2984: marty can we talk?
2:50 jbravo2984: like men?

That was the end of my conversation with marty tonight...
Thanks Marty. I thank you for the amazing intelectual conversation.
YOU'RE THE BEST!:thumbup:
 
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