What does it take to convince you of extraordinary claims?

ThePoliteSniper

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http://img694.imageshack.us/i/mojb.mp4/

I posted this video in another thread. In it you can see this guy using a new technique called Perfect Run© that can help you to consistently determine the best way possible to run a rack with minimal cueball travel distance. It will also show you how to break open clusters or when and how to play the best safety. No more guessing. No more thinking. PR will do all the work for you. It also works in 8-Ball, One Pocket and especially 14.1. You won't have to ever worry about a good breakball again.
I know this sounds crazy. Billy is mocking it in the video, but that's only because he doesn't have a clue. So I ask all of you NAYSAYERS out there: How can I convince you that PR really works, even though it defies all known logic?

Which of the following arguments would suffice?

1) Since I use PR, my run out percentage in 9-Ball went up by at least 15%.

2) I beat my high run in 14.1.

3) I showed this to some of my friends and they were all amazed at how easy it is to run out once you know the correct pattern.

4) A well known instructor is giving PR lessons.

5) Most of todays pros use PR, but it's hard to see.

6) Some really good and well known players openly use and advocate PR. You think they are wrong?

7) I already managed to convince many pool players that PR works.

8) I guarantee you that it works.

9) Some AZB users think it's the holy grail of pool.

10) Even children get how this works. Why don't you?!

10) You are closed-minded if you think this is bullshit.

11) Nobody wants to be a naysayer. Keep an open mind, and one day you will see!

12) It's just funny to me how you can deny that it works. Some poeple just don't get it...

13) BLUE TEXT

14) PR will also help you to calm yourself down when you are nervous.

15) It will raise your level of concentration.

16) It's a new way of playing pool. You shouldn't reject it just because it's new. Give it a try.

17) If it doesn't work, then you are doing it wrong.

18) It is scientifically provable. Studies are forthcoming.

19) Some talented players may not need it, but that doesn't mean it's useless to everybody.

20) [loads of testimonials]

21) If it doesn't work, then why am I able to run rack after rack? I never know how I should play my next shot, never thinking about it. The system will always show me the right way.

22) The mere fact that I can run a rack of 9-Ball is enough proof that PR works.

23) To test this I conducted an experiment where I drank lots of alcohol so I clearly could not think anymore, and yet I was still running rack after rack because of PR. Unfortunatley I lost the video.

24) Every other method is just guesswork.

25) How can you say it doesn't work if you haven't tried it at the table?

26) How can you say it doesn't work if you don't understand how it works?

27) How can you say it doesn't work when it has helped so many players already?

28) Prove that it doesn't work!

29) If you have problems understanding PR, call me in Australia and I will happily explain.

30) Everything you say is utter nonsense.

31) The proof has been posted many times before. Look it up! The info is out there. I'm not going to spoon-feed you.

32) I'm only sharing valuable information. How can you criticize me for wanting to HELP you?

33) [many videos of me playing like god]

34) A 1000$ match between a PR user and a naysayer should settle this once and for all.

...
Honestly, #13 alone should be convincing enough.
 
I remember that guy. I forget his name, but he was in Reno every year (that's where the video was taken also).

I remember one tournament in San Fransisco where that guy got all heated over something and got in Dave Piona's face shouting "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY POOL? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY POOL?". Dave politely said, "yeah", so the guy responded, "YEAH, WELL, NOT LIKE ME YOU DON'T!".

LOL! How could Dave argue with that?

I don't even remember what he was upset about, but it was a pretty funny scene.
 
I like that....good job.....

http://img694.imageshack.us/i/mojb.mp4/

I posted this video in another thread. In it you can see this guy using a new technique called Perfect Run© that can help you to consistently determine the best way possible to run a rack with minimal cueball travel distance. It will also show you how to break open clusters or when and how to play the best safety. No more guessing. No more thinking. PR will do all the work for you. It also works in 8-Ball, One Pocket and especially 14.1. You won't have to ever worry about a good breakball again.
I know this sounds crazy. Billy is mocking it in the video, but that's only because he doesn't have a clue. So I ask all of you NAYSAYERS out there: How can I convince you that PR really works, even though it defies all known logic?

Which of the following arguments would suffice?

1) Since I use PR, my run out percentage in 9-Ball went up by at least 15%.

2) I beat my high run in 14.1.

3) I showed this to some of my friends and they were all amazed at how easy it is to run out once you know the correct pattern.

4) A well known instructor is giving PR lessons.

5) Most of todays pros use PR, but it's hard to see.

6) Some really good and well known players openly use and advocate PR. You think they are wrong?

7) I already managed to convince many pool players that PR works.

8) I guarantee you that it works.

9) Some AZB users think it's the holy grail of pool.

10) Even children get how this works. Why don't you?!

10) You are closed-minded if you think this is bullshit.

11) Nobody wants to be a naysayer. Keep an open mind, and one day you will see!

12) It's just funny to me how you can deny that it works. Some poeple just don't get it...

13) BLUE TEXT

14) PR will also help you to calm yourself down when you are nervous.

15) It will raise your level of concentration.

16) It's a new way of playing pool. You shouldn't reject it just because it's new. Give it a try.

17) If it doesn't work, then you are doing it wrong.

18) It is scientifically provable. Studies are forthcoming.

19) Some talented players may not need it, but that doesn't mean it's useless to everybody.

20) [loads of testimonials]

21) If it doesn't work, then why am I able to run rack after rack? I never know how I should play my next shot, never thinking about it. The system will always show me the right way.

22) The mere fact that I can run a rack of 9-Ball is enough proof that PR works.

23) To test this I conducted an experiment where I drank lots of alcohol so I clearly could not think anymore, and yet I was still running rack after rack because of PR. Unfortunatley I lost the video.

24) Every other method is just guesswork.

25) How can you say it doesn't work if you haven't tried it at the table?

26) How can you say it doesn't work if you don't understand how it works?

27) How can you say it doesn't work when it has helped so many players already?

28) Prove that it doesn't work!

29) If you have problems understanding PR, call me in Australia and I will happily explain.

30) Everything you say is utter nonsense.

31) The proof has been posted many times before. Look it up! The info is out there. I'm not going to spoon-feed you.

32) I'm only sharing valuable information. How can you criticize me for wanting to HELP you?

33) [many videos of me playing like god]

34) A 1000$ match between a PR user and a naysayer should settle this once and for all.

...
Honestly, #13 alone should be convincing enough.

Very funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:grin:
 
I left out that he'd take like a half-dozen cues to his matches and use them for different shots. Need to draw your ball? Pull out the ole draw cue, of course! :)
 
I'm sorry....

I left out that he'd take like a half-dozen cues to his matches and use them for different shots. Need to draw your ball? Pull out the ole draw cue, of course! :)

but I can't pay attention to anything in any of your posts damnit.... All I want to do is take a bite out of the apple in your avatar.... :)


Jaden
 
http://img694.imageshack.us/i/mojb.mp4/

I posted this video in another thread. In it you can see this guy using a new technique called Perfect Run© that can help you to consistently determine the best way possible to run a rack with minimal cueball travel distance. It will also show you how to break open clusters or when and how to play the best safety. No more guessing. No more thinking. PR will do all the work for you. It also works in 8-Ball, One Pocket and especially 14.1. You won't have to ever worry about a good breakball again.
I know this sounds crazy. Billy is mocking it in the video, but that's only because he doesn't have a clue. So I ask all of you NAYSAYERS out there: How can I convince you that PR really works, even though it defies all known logic?

Which of the following arguments would suffice?

1) Since I use PR, my run out percentage in 9-Ball went up by at least 15%.

2) I beat my high run in 14.1.

3) I showed this to some of my friends and they were all amazed at how easy it is to run out once you know the correct pattern.

4) A well known instructor is giving PR lessons.

5) Most of todays pros use PR, but it's hard to see.

6) Some really good and well known players openly use and advocate PR. You think they are wrong?

7) I already managed to convince many pool players that PR works.

8) I guarantee you that it works.

9) Some AZB users think it's the holy grail of pool.

10) Even children get how this works. Why don't you?!

10) You are closed-minded if you think this is bullshit.

11) Nobody wants to be a naysayer. Keep an open mind, and one day you will see!

12) It's just funny to me how you can deny that it works. Some poeple just don't get it...

13) BLUE TEXT

14) PR will also help you to calm yourself down when you are nervous.

15) It will raise your level of concentration.

16) It's a new way of playing pool. You shouldn't reject it just because it's new. Give it a try.

17) If it doesn't work, then you are doing it wrong.

18) It is scientifically provable. Studies are forthcoming.

19) Some talented players may not need it, but that doesn't mean it's useless to everybody.

20) [loads of testimonials]

21) If it doesn't work, then why am I able to run rack after rack? I never know how I should play my next shot, never thinking about it. The system will always show me the right way.

22) The mere fact that I can run a rack of 9-Ball is enough proof that PR works.

23) To test this I conducted an experiment where I drank lots of alcohol so I clearly could not think anymore, and yet I was still running rack after rack because of PR. Unfortunatley I lost the video.

24) Every other method is just guesswork.

25) How can you say it doesn't work if you haven't tried it at the table?

26) How can you say it doesn't work if you don't understand how it works?

27) How can you say it doesn't work when it has helped so many players already?

28) Prove that it doesn't work!

29) If you have problems understanding PR, call me in Australia and I will happily explain.

30) Everything you say is utter nonsense.

31) The proof has been posted many times before. Look it up! The info is out there. I'm not going to spoon-feed you.

32) I'm only sharing valuable information. How can you criticize me for wanting to HELP you?

33) [many videos of me playing like god]

34) A 1000$ match between a PR user and a naysayer should settle this once and for all.

...
Honestly, #13 alone should be convincing enough.


This is funnier than anything Spider can up with because it is so dead on. I'm guessing that you could go through any CTE thread, delete what a yeasayer has posted, and substitute a number from this list. In fact, maybe, instead of posting responses anymore, it can be like the old prison joke, and they can just post a number :-)

Lou Figueroa
 
Yo I am just picking myself up off the floor. I was angry I'm working this late but that just gave me the boost to finish. He looks like he's about to start dancing in a techno crew before he shoots, sooooo funny!
 
This is funnier than anything Spider can up with because it is so dead on. I'm guessing that you could go through any CTE thread, delete what a yeasayer has posted, and substitute a number from this list. In fact, maybe, instead of posting responses anymore, it can be like the old prison joke, and they can just post a number :-)

Lou Figueroa
keepin' the list handy :-)
 
http://img694.imageshack.us/i/mojb.mp4/

I posted this video in another thread. In it you can see this guy using a new technique called Perfect Run© that can help you to consistently determine the best way possible to run a rack with minimal cueball travel distance. It will also show you how to break open clusters or when and how to play the best safety. No more guessing. No more thinking. PR will do all the work for you. It also works in 8-Ball, One Pocket and especially 14.1. You won't have to ever worry about a good breakball again.
I know this sounds crazy. Billy is mocking it in the video, but that's only because he doesn't have a clue. So I ask all of you NAYSAYERS out there: How can I convince you that PR really works, even though it defies all known logic?

Which of the following arguments would suffice?

1) Since I use PR, my run out percentage in 9-Ball went up by at least 15%.

2) I beat my high run in 14.1.

3) I showed this to some of my friends and they were all amazed at how easy it is to run out once you know the correct pattern.

4) A well known instructor is giving PR lessons.

5) Most of todays pros use PR, but it's hard to see.

6) Some really good and well known players openly use and advocate PR. You think they are wrong?

7) I already managed to convince many pool players that PR works.

8) I guarantee you that it works.

9) Some AZB users think it's the holy grail of pool.

10) Even children get how this works. Why don't you?!

10) You are closed-minded if you think this is bullshit.

11) Nobody wants to be a naysayer. Keep an open mind, and one day you will see!

12) It's just funny to me how you can deny that it works. Some poeple just don't get it...

13) BLUE TEXT

14) PR will also help you to calm yourself down when you are nervous.

15) It will raise your level of concentration.

16) It's a new way of playing pool. You shouldn't reject it just because it's new. Give it a try.

17) If it doesn't work, then you are doing it wrong.

18) It is scientifically provable. Studies are forthcoming.

19) Some talented players may not need it, but that doesn't mean it's useless to everybody.

20) [loads of testimonials]

21) If it doesn't work, then why am I able to run rack after rack? I never know how I should play my next shot, never thinking about it. The system will always show me the right way.

22) The mere fact that I can run a rack of 9-Ball is enough proof that PR works.

23) To test this I conducted an experiment where I drank lots of alcohol so I clearly could not think anymore, and yet I was still running rack after rack because of PR. Unfortunatley I lost the video.

24) Every other method is just guesswork.

25) How can you say it doesn't work if you haven't tried it at the table?

26) How can you say it doesn't work if you don't understand how it works?

27) How can you say it doesn't work when it has helped so many players already?

28) Prove that it doesn't work!

29) If you have problems understanding PR, call me in Australia and I will happily explain.

30) Everything you say is utter nonsense.

31) The proof has been posted many times before. Look it up! The info is out there. I'm not going to spoon-feed you.

32) I'm only sharing valuable information. How can you criticize me for wanting to HELP you?

33) [many videos of me playing like god]

34) A 1000$ match between a PR user and a naysayer should settle this once and for all.

...
Honestly, #13 alone should be convincing enough.


Just saw that you missed one:

35) Why don't you just read the answers already given?

Lou Figueroa
 
Some people just can't get enough of themselves. Maybe I just don't get why this guys constant attempts to start trouble aren't funny, when everyone so far seems to think they are. I'm generally pretty light hearted, and will laugh at any good, clever joke, but somehow his stuff never seems like anything but an effort to irritate whoever he can. Normally I just let stupid things people do go, or try to be very tactful in my description as to why I think something could be done differently, but I just can't find any value in any of these posts. Imay have to use the "ignore" button for the first time ever on AZB. Sorry to rain on this crap stirring parade.
 
Clearly the funniest thread of the year. First a hilarious video followed by a list that puts Letterman to shame.
 
Personally, I'm amazed that nobody has become insulted and indignant over the mocking tone of this post. Yes, many people have used most of the listed techniques to try to prove their point was valid, but their ideas and feelings were completely legitimate to them, and belittling their heartfelt opinions in such an obviously disparaging manner is degrading.

Honestly, I still laughed. :)
 
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