What would the saying be for "most interesting man in pool"??

[Bigtruck]

Here are a few from the the Dos Equis commercial:

Cuba imports cigars from him.
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.
Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
His business card simply says - I'll call you.
He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
He can speak French in Russian.
He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He lives vicariously throug himself.
If he we're to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

 

[Banks]

I don't always have to shoot the money ball, but when I do, I prefer to bank it.

He performs trick shots during hill games.

He once called an adjacent table's pocket ... and made it.

When in league, they play by his rules.

He shoots with a jump cue ... in 3-cushion.

When asked, Efren Reyes described him as, "Lucky."

 

[Bigtruck]

"when he enters a tournament, they just play for second"
"he once saved a man from a bar fight with a pillow"
"Chuck Norris compares great feats to him"
"Efren refers to him as....the Magician"
"he once busted the entire room without striking a ball"

 

[classiccues]

In practice.. he ran 527 balls....

When asked if it was a nightmare.. he responded, only if nightmares have fairies and unicorns...

AZ Billiards needs a screenname... just to be on his computer...

He taught Balabushka.. woodworking...

JV

 

[mattb]

"...he once missed, just to see what it felt like."

 

[Pre-Flag Master]

He gives Dennis the 5 and out.

He holds the world title in pool, snooker, 3 cushion and Russian Pyramid.

He can play with Pioneer Chalk.

 

[thommy]

Hew was wrong once, he thought he was wrong and he wasn't,




















Oh, wait, that was me

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

He needs to wear sunglasses to brush his teeth.

Him and Chuck Norris were once peeing from a bridge together. Chuck commented, "This water is cold". Interesting man replied, And deep too".

When others travel, they take their pool cues with them.
Interesting man takes his own custom two piece pool table.

If Interesting Man were to hit you, your relations would feel it too.

Tony of Black Boar fame plays with an Interesting Man cue.

 

[sjm]

Object balls don't skid out of respect.

Airlines let him take his cue onto their planes.

Orcullo asks him for advice.

 

[Bigtruck]

In practice.. he ran 527 balls....


JV

Willie Mosconi stopped at 526 out of respect

 

[Foolio]

Here's a nice little thread from awhile ago, some real gems here. Two of my favorite are: "He once borrowed a hundred from Cliff Joyner" and "He once three fouled Efren with one ball on the table."

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=211309

 

[itsfroze]

When Big Truck starts a thread about interesting man it sounds like a Lock and Load thread? AS Interesting Man would say "INTERESTING"!!!!!

 

[DRW]

Most interesting

I don't always talk to professional pool players, but when I do, I say get a job.:smile:

 

[Bigtruck]

This was a comment from Youtube on the interesting man video.

"Im n tears his blood smells like colon"
~ God I hope not :shocked2:

 

[justadub]

"Ship it..."

 

[Bigtruck]

"Ship it..."

what are we shipping?

 

[12squared]

"He can't beat me" SVB :thumbup:

 

[Masayoshi]

Players often ask themselves what he would do when they get put in jail.

He invented the kick safe.

The world gets weight in one pocket.

Some call him the magician.

He "gets lucky" on a consistent basis.

He's not a fictional character made up for a beer commercial, but he's had several beer commercials made up for him.

 

[Matt90]

Ok

" I could not get a game at Mr Cues just because they saw me talking to Lock n Load !" Greatness by association ? Game by osmosis ? I dunno ? BUT if you are looking for a game in a room frequented by the Lock ,don't be seen talking to him ,playing him , don't even act like you know him or you won't get one bit of action .:rolleyes

 

[Lock N Load]

" I could not get a game at Mr Cues just because they saw me talking to Lock n Load !" Greatness by association ? Game by osmosis ? I dunno ? BUT if you are looking for a game in a room frequented by the Lock ,don't be seen talking to him ,playing him , don't even act like you know him or you won't get one bit of action .

Hello Mr. MattLock,
I like what you said about me. Thanks. You did call me and tell me about that happening to you. I am sorry about that. Ronnie Wiseman in Buffalo's Billiards, the worlds pool hall tonight. He and I talked a while. He beat a top notch player into a coma last night giving him 9/7 in One Pocket. The main man Ronnie.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.