What would the saying be for "most interesting man in pool"??

Lock !

How are you sir ? It honestly went down that way ,I had a very cheap little game lined up just for fun , another guy came over and called the guy away from the table .He came back and asked if I knew you ,of course I said yes .The man shook his head and said he couldn't play he remembered he had unfinished business at the house.:confused:
As far as sayings for the "most interesting man in the world or pool world" These are all funny !!
 
"He uses no aiming system. He makes balls without aiming."

"He draws a cueball table-length using high english."

"He broke a rack of balls so hard one time....it literally broke the balls. All of them."

"His opponents pay him off BEFORE he shoots an action match."

"His cue stick is made of woods from a planet in another solar system."


He is....................




















................JOEYA!!!!!



Maniac
 
Earl waits patiently with a smile when the most interesting man decides to play slower than molasses
 
He can post an aiming thread in the main forum and no one asked to have it moved to the aiming forum.

He talked Geneo into using his nondominant eye to shoot with.
 
Stan Shuffet calls him for aiming advice !
Geno the machino is still studying his eye movements and alignment !
Efren is still trying to learn the backwards Z shot from him !
 
Foolio said:
"He once borrowed a hundred from Cliff Joyner"

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=211309
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Best quote of the thread maybe ever on AZ. Hard to top that one.

I'll contribute despite being a distant cry from the awesome above:

"He can put English on the cueball in an alien language."
"He can make a 180 degree cut shot."
"Someone once had him hold both hands in the end pockets while they shot a ball at a quarter. Out of respect the cueball split in half and went into each hand."
"He once broke and the cue ball went straight up into orbit. It came down two days later with perfect shape."
"He would defy the laws of physics, but he helped write them."
"He once shot an air barrell with a nuclear missile."
"He once leveled a Diamond table in under two minutes."
 
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When the interesting man's shoe laces come loosened or untied, Joe Rogan is always there to tie them.
 
OK, here's the one I'd like to see:

He's so interesting he made professional pool popular with the masses.
 
DogsPlayingPool said:
OK, here's the one I'd like to see:

He's so interesting he made professional pool popular with the masses.
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"he once taught a Silky-Poo to break for him"

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" If he we're to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him."

I love this one :)
 
I actually played a game of 9-ball with 'interesting'....
..I lost the lag ( surprise :rolleyes:)

He broke, the balls ended up in a triangle with the cue-ball in the center.
Now I'm not going for that 3-foul malarkey, so I spread 'em.
He shot...same triangle with 'whitey' in the center...:frown:

I spread them again...:angry:
He did the same thing again...and said "You're on two."

Damnest thing I've ever seen...:scratchhead:
 
If he wants to spend the weekend in Hawaii, he goes down to the beach and Hawaii comes to him.

He once wanted to be a bull rider in the rodeo. Damned bulls, all they wanted to do is lick his face, lay down and have their tummies scratched.

He can start a Pro Pool Tour and be the only player in it.

When he plays pool, he gives weight, weight.

He proof reads calculus text books for a hobby.
 
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