If you are playing 8 ball and you crop dust your opponent...

OUSooner

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Do you warn him? Call a foul on yourself? What if Earl Strickland does it? Or maybe Hippie Jimmy? Does that make it okay? What if you accidentally shart yourself during the dusting? Do you keep shooting? If you missed do you excuse yourself? Does your opponent have to wait on you to clean out your pants? Do you clean out your pants or do you simply toss your skivies? If you toss them do you put them in the trashcan or throw them out the back door? What if it was on a bar box? So many questions and I simply don't have anything else to do. And this is totally the most relevant thread this month. I mentioned two champions in it. Plus it isn't about aiming techniques or kamuii chalk.

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If I'm in Oklahoma, I always tell. The whole state smells like crap anyway, so it's hard to tell when it happens.
 
Now this is important 8 ball strategy. And why would you talk to your friend that way?

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This attempt at humor made you laugh? The quality and style of this man's attempt is equivalent to the humor of an 8 or 9 year old child.

Chris, just go with it.....

You are being given a series of 'aplomb' tests.....
...so have a little fun...you'll feel better.
 
Is "Crop dusting" a mid-western term?

I've never heard this expression applied to pool.

I'm not sure if this behavior is sharking or shocking.
 
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Finally some good threads !!!
The answer is...... If its silent and violent then it's BIH
If its loud and proud then it's behind the headstring
If the stench is coming from underarms then it's a forfeit
 
It has to be foul, to be effective.

Being the shartmaker I am I would go for it and let the chips fall where they may.
 
Do you warn him? Call a foul on yourself? What if Earl Strickland does it? Or maybe Hippie Jimmy? Does that make it okay? What if you accidentally shart yourself during the dusting? Do you keep shooting? If you missed do you excuse yourself? Does your opponent have to wait on you to clean out your pants? Do you clean out your pants or do you simply toss your skivies? If you toss them do you put them in the trashcan or throw them out the back door? What if it was on a bar box? So many questions and I simply don't have anything else to do. And this is totally the most relevant thread this month. I mentioned two champions in it. Plus it isn't about aiming techniques or kamuii chalk.

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Real life example to help answer your questions:
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=282433&highlight=Shit+pants
 
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