One Pocket is so slow....

[Captain K.]

I know one pocket is a much more mental game, but what would be wrong witha 90 second shot clock,with two 45 second exstentions per game.

 

[pt109]

One pocket is so slow.....that it affects every thing around it.:boring2:

I made this post in 2009....it just appeared on AZ now.

 

[chefjeff]

So, I'm standing in line at the pool hall the other day to get a table,
and in front of me are two 1-P players taking like forever to get their table!

What I want to know is, how in the hell did they beat me to the pool hall?

Jeff Livingston

 

[pt109]

So, I'm standing in line at the pool hall the other day to get a table,
and in front of me are two 1-P players taking like forever to get their table!

What I want to know is, how in the hell did they beat me to the pool hall?

Jeff Livingston

They left for the pool hall 8 hours before you.^
Every intersection, when the light was green, they pondered over whether
they should step on the gas, turn right or left, or just wait it out.

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

The joint screw on a 1 Pocket cue is typically 5/16th X 200.
It takes approx 1 hr just to screw the cues together before the first break.

 

[WhatRobEats]

I want to play!!

One pocket is so slow that the room owner gets to buy a Porsche on table time alone.

 

[KRJ]

Well, he does not always shoot pool, but when he does, he shoots one pocket.

And the game is so slow, that balls actually fight to get into his pocket

And the International Atomic Clock actually slows down so he is not late for his date with Kate Upton.....

He is the most interesting pool player in the world.
Stay thirsty my friends !!

 

[Tramp Steamer]

Whew, I'm wore out. I just got through playing a game of One Pocket with a friend of mine. Say, did anyone catch Reagan's exceptance speech at the convention? I really like that guy. :smile:

 

[CreeDo]

One pocket is so slow, the first thing players ask after a set is "who's president now?"

One pocket is so slow, after the match... coin collectors want the pennies you used to mark owed balls.

 

[JC]

Anyone else buy the Boston Shorty-Jersey Red 3 ahead PPV stream back in '65?

 

[chefjeff]

Anyone else buy the Boston Shorty-Jersey Red 3 ahead PPV stream back in '65?

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Who do you think is gonna pull it off?

Jeff Livingston

 

[CharlesUFarley]

One Pocket is so slow the shot clock is a sun diial.

 

[Harold Smith]

You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty

 

[CreeDo]

You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty

"Sense of humor? What's that, some hippie band name?"

 

[Banks]

You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty

Maybe you just forgot the sayings.. some were mentioned during the lag.

 

[Black-Balled]

So slow...

Table time is measued with a calendar.

 

[Black-Balled]

Tool put out 2 albums before the race to 3 was finished.

 

[Banks]

Tool put out 2 albums before the race to 3 was finished.

That means Tool won, right?

 

[pt109]

That means Tool won, right?

No, but he made a record........just saying

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

1 pocket is so slow the other 3 pockets emptied out on Fatboy vs Shane even up. :grin: