Well then...you leave me no choice...we want William Shatner, Pamela Anderson, Michael J. Fox, Angelina Jolie, SCTV reruns and, of course, the Stanley Cup back (I will leave it to you to explain what you have done to the Chicago Blackhawks). You may keep Jim Carrey.
For your information, young lady, Bonus Ball was invented as another gift to the United States who we look upon as our dear neighbours. It wasn’t always like that. Let me give you some history.
1812 the United States invaded Canada. We sent you packing.....but.....being Canadian and naturally kind hearted by nature.....we felt bad about it. Felt bad, but did nothing.....that is until Michael Naismith took it upon himself to do something nice, a peace offering so to speak. He invented a game called Basket Ball, or BB, as it was called then. It was in 1891 that he invented this game for Americans to enjoy.
It took some time to refine, and, as I understand that the American public did not initially accept this in the spirit that it was offered. It seems some didn’t want this new game, fearing it would conflict with a sport they had recently stolen from China....Bow....Ling.
At any rate, BasketBall, or BB as it was known, was finally given to the American public to enjoy in 1913. To this day I understand that some of you folks still enjoy it......and Bow Ling, now known as Bowling is also popular.
As legend has it Michael Naismith’s was quoted from his deathbed in 1939 as saying, “Those American boys and girls seem to really like my game. I wish that someone else would come up with a similar gift on the 100th anniversary and each 100 years thereafter.
Now, the truth comes out....Bonus Ball is our 100th anniversary gift to you and was only delayed to meet Michael Naismith’s deathbed wish for a 2013 launch.
I hope you will be more supportive of our next gift...the name of which is a secret for now but the initials are.....BB.....and it debuts in 2114. I look forward to discussing it with you then.
Oh, and for your information, all forms of cue sports originated in France and I have it on good authority that they were introduced via Quebec, Canada, to the United States by Winnipegosa Fats.