If you leave him to dig his own hole, is that meant as a gay joke?
I was going to try and make up a couple of Gay jokes, Butt FK it.
But seriously, Cum on guys, I was just kidding.
Where is Fill when you need him.
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My News Years toast for you.
Heres to you, and heres to me.
Best of friends we'll ever be.
And if by chance, we disagree.
FK you and heres to Me.
If you meet a lady tonight when you're out, at least be a gentleman and offer to drive her home.
On the way home, pull into a 7-11 and hand her a five. When she asks what that is for. Tell her to
go in and buy some condoms.
If she does, yer in.
If she hands it back to you and tells you to buy your own, you're still in, you'll just have to work a little harder.
If she gets out and starts walking, say screw it, it was just a waste of gas.
Hope everyone has a Happy New Year and All the Best in 2014.