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deanoc

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Anyone willing to come to my house and give me what I think is the nuts and try to out run them ,please call

Bushwhacker is barred for beating me with this once too often

Cliff is barred because he outran the nuts 3 times before I realized he had the nuts

The entire Glenn family is barred because of the sins of the father,when he humiliated me
by winning too many games before I realized I was dead in the water
After adjusting I was told I actually was getting less weight than I started with.only to have him agree to give me back the original game that I had already lost $2700 at that very day.So you can see why I am barring any of his clever family

Am i being unreasonable?he got my Balabushka,2 Szamboti s and a Gina cue before I came

out from under the ether. I still admire his sons,but the apple may be close to the tree and
I have to bar them forever


Billy Incardona is barred because he out smarts me every time I turn around

Call to see if you are barred too

Anyone else with money is eligible to play(assuming I think I have the nuts)


The reason more people are not mentioned is because most people who played me when I was young are now dead

contact me to match up

oh, yes, Tommy Rey is barred because my wife saw me giving him money
when he had got very lucky to win

she thought that" He had the nuts" and it is with deep regret that I have to bar
one of my favorite pigeons,but he brought it on himself and she is very inflexible

no games under $200 will be considered

Filipinos are welcome.Oklahoma road agents are welcome,anyone on the shorts
will need deep pocket stake horse

Posting required,no short shots permitted
I must have a chance to win in case I win

No poor sports or nits with crazy tournament rules ,no sharking or drinking on premises
strictly enforced by the spouse

No games played after 7PM as that is my bed time,but I can play in daylight hours

No nits need apply,no drinking swearing or chewing permitted by the spouse
No mooching or borrowing in the event I win

Nor asking me to stake games,I am not allowed to stake games as my wife seems
to think that its dangerous since I had to sell her Rolex to pay some 30 years ago

Despite these small exceptions I am still allowed to play with this short leash around my neck

Any time i get $5000 behind ,the game must be adjusted my way,my wife says that
is the infallible sign that I did not possess the nuts and in fact am up against the
afore mentioned nuts

Just because you shoot straight is not a disqualifying condition,but it will affect the spot

Oh yes JJ is barred for beating me and laughing when i looked so bad,it was because I was under
a rock every time I looked up and my shot selection was severely limited and I was shooting
shots beyond my skill set
It gave the
impression that I was a dog,when in fact my game temporarily broke down under
a barrage of outstanding play
pm me your phone number and i will return your call when my wife is not screening my calls

Should your name appear on the barred list and you would like to apply.
my wife requires a $1,000 application fee and a character reference
demonstrating that you have a record of losing and paying in the last few months

Billy will also need to demonstrate his willingness to match up easier by letting a third party
match the game without hearing his explanation because he always makes such good sense
and I tend to use poor judgment when faced with clear sounding argumentation

again contact me asap
 
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deanoc said:
Anyone willing to come to my house and give me what I think is the nuts and try to out run them ,please call

Bushwhacker is barred for beating me with this once too often

Cliff is barred because he outran the nuts 3 times before I realized he had the nuts

The entire Glenn family is barred because of the sins of the father,when he humiliated me

Billy Incardona is barred because he out smarts me every time I turn around

Call to see if you are barred too

Anyone else with money is eligible to play(assuming I think I have the nuts)


The reason more people are not mentioned is because most people who played me when I was young are now dead

contact me to match up

oh yes Tommy Rey is barred because my wife saw me giving him money
when he had got very lucky to win

she though that" He had the nuts" and it is with deep regret that I have to bar
one of my favorite pigeons,but he brought it on himself and she is very inflexable

no games under $200 will be considered

Filipinos are welcome.Oklahoma road agents are welcome,anyone on the shorts
will need deep pocket stake horse

Posting required,no short shots permitted
I must have a chance to win in case I win



No nits need apply
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Where do you live? :smile:
 
The nuts!

This may sound nuts but I've never had the nuts so it seems to me that if I can muster up the nuts to get to ur place I may have the nuts for the first time in my nutty pool career. So if I can get the nuts here locally I'm gonna get together enough cash to come to you and try and get the nuts from you. I'd like to meet your nutty wife while I'm trying to out run the nuts with you. Hope this doesn't sound to nutty..........:grin:
Haapy New Year All !
 
As long as "giving up the nuts" can include playing with less than the significant weight I need ... then we can discuss playing.
 
If you take 11-6 on your table to me I will try and out run those nuts old fox!
 
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It is ok to call me nutty.but the wife is not a pool room person

the only pool she has ever seen is here at the house

Rule number one
no public matching up

all games to be played must be matched in private

public matching up is woofing,showing off and posturing,
and I will not allow such activity as my wife points out

when guys start that my good judgment tends to abandon me and I go off

so I prefer the quiet,the calm and the profession method of a polite conversation


Rule number 2

No 9 ball can be matched with guys my speed,
there is no such thing as the nuts when the other guy is running out

but if i try 9 ball i will need the break,plus a bunch more in addition to a roll out
i can not play when i am left tough kicks

one pocket is the old man's game
 
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I'm starting to like the way 2014 is starting, Deanoc.
Maybe it'll be the year action came back.

Your full name and location might help
 
Please nothing that looks like matching up on this thread

Woofing kills action,it is a treacherous form of knocking

A says to b Ineed 11 to 1
C says I nevr knew b played so good

He doesn't but some well meaning or evil spirited individual,it makes no
difference kills all the action

Knocking is the sign of the anti pool action talker

he uses his talk to posture himself

Great true example

Pete Glenn(the worlds greatest pool hustler,passed away with millions in the bank)

owned a nice poolroom in Cincinnati,took his son little Denny to the pool room andlike any father teaching his son the etiquette of the profession began showing him the ins and outs

Denny see that guy telling everybody how the other guys play,well son,"that's a knocker"

Bad thing,if that takes hold pretty soon nobody will be gambling all they will do is talk,and this game that we love so much will disappear"

Day after day this faithful father explained the dos and the don'ts.one day Pete comes to the pool room and a fella on the one pocket table ask him to play for money

Pete says Ok(remember Pete was the hustler)

but not this time

Pete says to little Denny,son sit over here watch,enjoy but don't distract the players

sure pop whatever you say

about $10,000 later Pete comes to the correct understanding that he can not win

As the day ends Pete says to little Denny"who was that guy anyway?' a rhetorical question

Denny says "oh pop thats the road agent thats been beating everybody all over town

Pete says "why didn't you tell me?'



Denny says with pride "oh dad that would be knocking and you taught me to never knock"

rule#3
no knocking including big shot woofing while pretending to match the game

In case you do I will point it out

Meanwhile who wants to give me the nuts

oh yes in the rare case that anyone willing to bet $500 plays worse than me
yes you would be entitled to a handicap
but not too much or you would have the nuts

and I have proven that my game breaks down when I try to out run the nuts

Dallas texas

Dallas Texas

bring boat loads of cash to Dallas Tx

but please no stealing
 
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deanoc said:
Please nothing that looks like matching up on this thread

Woofing kills action,it is a treacherous form of knocking

A says to b Ineed 11 to 1
C says I nevr knew b played so good

He doesn't but some well meaning or evil spirited individual,it makes no
difference kills all the action

Knocking is the sign of the anti pool action talker

he uses his talk to posture himself

Great true example

Pete Glenn(the worlds greatest pool hustler,passed away with millions in the bank)

owned a nice poolroom in Cincinnati,took his son little Denny to the pool room andlike any father teaching his son the etiquette of the profession began showing him the ins and outs

Denny see that guy telling everybody how the other guys play,well son,"that's a knocker"

Bad thing,if that takes hold pretty soon nobody will be gambling all they will do is talk,and this game that we love so much will disappear"

Day after day this faithful father explained the dos and the don'ts.one day Pete comes to the pool room and a fella on the one pocket table ask him to play for money

Pete says Ok(remember Pete was the hustler)

but not this time

Pete says to little Denny,son sit over here watch,enjoy but don't distract the players

sure pop whatever you say

about $10,000 later Pete comes to the correct understanding that he can not win

As the day ends Pete says to little Denny"who was that guy anyway?' a rhetorical question

Denny says "oh pop thats the road agent thats been beating everybody all over town

Pete says "why didn'tyou tell me?'


Well at the risk of waking up the
Denny says with pride "oh dad that would be knocking and you taught me to never knock"

rule#3
no knocking including big shot woofing while pretending to match the game

In case you do I will point it out

Meanwhile who wants to give me the nuts

oh yes in the rare case that anyone willing to bet $500 plays worse than me
yes you would be entitled to a handicap
but not too much or you would have the nuts

and I have proven that my game breaks down when I try to out run the nuts
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ETA: Dallas, Texas. Wish we lived closer.

Best of luck finding a sparring partner. Texas has quite a few good ones, I'm sure. ;)
 
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Your posts are a bit hard to follow. You may want to contact an editor if you wish to be taken serious.

I have a friend coming to the area to work for a couple months that plays one pocket. He plays close to "bumper" assuming you know him and if you live in Dallas you should.
 
deanoc said:
Great true example

Pete Glenn(the worlds greatest pool hustler,passed away with millions in the bank)

owned a nice poolroom in Cincinnati,took his son little Denny to the pool room andlike any father teaching his son the etiquette of the profession began showing him the ins and outs

Denny see that guy telling everybody how the other guys play,well son,"that's a knocker"

Bad thing,if that takes hold pretty soon nobody will be gambling all they will do is talk,and this game that we love so much will disappear"

Day after day this faithful father explained the dos and the don'ts.one day Pete comes to the pool room and a fella on the one pocket table ask him to play for money

Pete says Ok(remember Pete was the hustler)

but not this time

Pete says to little Denny,son sit over here watch,enjoy but don't distract the players

sure pop whatever you say

about $10,000 later Pete comes to the correct understanding that he can not win

As the day ends Pete says to little Denny"who was that guy anyway?' a rhetorical question

Denny says "oh pop thats the road agent thats been beating everybody all over town

Pete says "why didn't you tell me?'



Denny says with pride "oh dad that would be knocking and you taught me to never knock"

rule#3
no knocking including big shot woofing while pretending to match the game

In case you do I will point it out

Meanwhile who wants to give me the nuts

oh yes in the rare case that anyone willing to bet $500 plays worse than me
yes you would be entitled to a handicap
but not too much or you would have the nuts

and I have proven that my game breaks down when I try to out run the nuts

Dallas texas

Dallas Texas

bring boat loads of cash to Dallas Tx

but please no stealing
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Pete was one of my favorite people in pool..... Pete would stop in every 6-8 months to look for a game and to trade info/spots with me. There was one spot he had been making money in for a long time and he asked what was going on there. I told him the bookie (the main action) had stiffed us for $3,400 and was refusing to pay. This is a guy that Pete had won thousands off of.... Pete, on just my word and without missing a beat says, "That no good SOB! THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A BOOKIE THAT WON'T PAY OFF A BET!!! Well, I'm never going back there!" And he never did..... He was a true died in the wool hustler but was one of the nicest and most solid guys I've ever met!!! RIP Pete.....
 
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