I Hate All You Weak Players

BasementDweller said:
Have you ever missed with ball in hand twice on the same rack?

This will determine whether or not you're on the list so let me know.
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I am so bad that I only get to miss one ball in hand shot. The rest of the time I loose on 3 fouls when I self-safe myself :o.
 
BasementDweller said:
What does all that even mean???
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You're right, anyone that knows what that means is clearly too good for this thread. I don't even know what the parts of my stick thingie with the blue crap at the end of it are called. People keeps saying they like the way my butt looks and feels and I keep getting into fights over that cause I don't want no guy feeling my butt.
 
Suckage

oooh. Pick me....pick me. What does run three even mean? I play APA by choice and LOVE it. I routinely scratch on my lags and the one time that I ever got to break the ball launched into the only hot waitress in the hall. Now she hates me and my team nicknamed me "Shi$head" because she wont serve us drinks. In about ten years I hope to be good enough to win a patch! I havent ever bet anything but I think I will bee good at it. I will have to break into the pickle jar for the quarters on this one.
 
I am so bad that I had to quit playing in public because:

1) everyone kept telling me what I was doing wrong and I couldn't finish a game
2) everyone keeps begging me to join their APA team to keep their number down or something.
3) what is shape?

I hate you so much I have to get up early because there isn't enough time in a day.

I would ask for every break but I'm too bad to take advantage of it.
Maybe we can piggyback on the BCA trade-show, it is about halfway between us and with a little luck we could draw a crowd of 15 or so spectators.

If you are interested l will have my person to get in touch with your person.
Thanks
 
ArtOfTheCue said:
Did you miss the part where he was playing in a tournament on the TV table? They don't put people who suck on the TV table.
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It was a "My First Barbie TV Table". I'm bad I swear! Why just the other day I tried this baking chalk thing I read about and I not only burned it, it also tasted bad with potatoes. Next time I'm going to bake chicken instead.

I WISH I was good enough to miscue, I don't even hit the ball!
 
Really you hate all, the only weak players I hate are the ones
that talk like they know it all. Each to their own, lol.
 
You should play my teammate. He's truly horrible. I don't bother coaching him because it doesn't help, he's a lost cause. Slams almost every shot. He also scratches on literally every other shot. Sometimes I think the cue ball is magnetized to the pockets when he plays, like someone flipped a switch under the table or something. He says "I'd be better if I practiced more". No, not him.
 
Well Im a living God with a cue stick so I am disqualified.

I would however, love to watch some 35+ inning 8-ball games of you slugging it out with equally qualified Nitt. I could sweat that as long as there was a chat room for me to spill my venom.

I like the cut of your jib young man! Bully!!
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Lesh
 
I sukkk ! (really!)

ummmmm,....... I ran 3 balls inna match late last month sometime. I have missed BIH & air-balled in the same game. :shrug:
I use a TON of English on every shot and looooooove APA. I lost to an APA 3 and he talked smack !!
oh,... and I HATE ppl that think they are know-it-alls ! (Like
who really knows everything) :angry:
Can we lag ? I don't understand the whole coin thinnnnng ! :o
 
Well I am really good at safeties..............................On myself. :angry:
 
I'm the worst player on here. You want to know why? Because people here who have never seen me play damn well think so, that's why.

I'm popping that in my pipe and smoking it!
 
SpeedyPete84 said:
LOL. Idk if my play is consistently terrible enough to qualify. Sometimes I can't make two in a row. Sometimes I can make a rack or two in a row. Sometimes I hang the nine, sometimes I hack the 9 in. It's a total $hit show sometimes. Other times, I've had an opponent tell me I shoot like God. Short version -- I'm a B player or an F player.
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Man were like peas in a pod! Lol.

Hey OP! You are ugly and your mom dresses you funny. I want action!

Lol. But honestly, this is the best thread!!!!

Chris
 
RFranklin said:
oooh. Pick me....pick me. What does run three even mean? I play APA by choice and LOVE it. I routinely scratch on my lags and the one time that I ever got to break the ball launched into the only hot waitress in the hall. Now she hates me and my team nicknamed me "Shi$head" because she wont serve us drinks. In about ten years I hope to be good enough to win a patch! I havent ever bet anything but I think I will bee good at it. I will have to break into the pickle jar for the quarters on this one.
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Hmmm. You sound promising.

LWC said:
I am so bad that I had to quit playing in public because:

1) everyone kept telling me what I was doing wrong and I couldn't finish a game
2) everyone keeps begging me to join their APA team to keep their number down or something.
3) what is shape?

I hate you so much I have to get up early because there isn't enough time in a day.

I would ask for every break but I'm too bad to take advantage of it.
Maybe we can piggyback on the BCA trade-show, it is about halfway between us and with a little luck we could draw a crowd of 15 or so spectators.

If you are interested l will have my person to get in touch with your person.
Thanks
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I have no people. I'm so horrible nobody wants to be associated with me. I'll put you on my maybe list but I'm doing some calling around first.

hang-the-9 said:
It was a "My First Barbie TV Table". I'm bad I swear! Why just the other day I tried this baking chalk thing I read about and I not only burned it, it also tasted bad with potatoes. Next time I'm going to bake chicken instead.

I WISH I was good enough to miscue, I don't even hit the ball!
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You are definitely out. You would have to give me too much mass or whatever it's called.

itsfroze said:
Really you hate all, the only weak players I hate are the ones
that talk like they know it all. Each to their own, lol.
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I hate everybody on the internet!
 
ball-banger said:
You should play my teammate. He's truly horrible. I don't bother coaching him because it doesn't help, he's a lost cause. Slams almost every shot. He also scratches on literally every other shot. Sometimes I think the cue ball is magnetized to the pockets when he plays, like someone flipped a switch under the table or something. He says "I'd be better if I practiced more". No, not him.
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I heard about a table once that had a switch on it. He sounds like my kind of player. You think he would play me with his off hand?
 
BasementDweller said:
I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Now, if that first line applies to you -- what I need you to do is first, be deeply offended. Next, provide video proof that you suck and you will become my new internet enemy.

In a few months we will line up a game. It will be an expensive game. It will be streamed and to the victor will go the spoils.

Remember, I hate you and you suck.

Your suckiness must be very well documented to. Don't even think about flying under the radar because I suck really bad and can't run 3 balls so you better suck equally bad. Got it?

Now, who out there sucks really bad?
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Quality post.
 
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