I won one shoe, no not from a one legged man...
I had just moved to the Dallas/Fort Worth area for college.
Me and three guys from school go to a bowling ally in Euless.
Waiting on a lane, we get a pool table. My friends, one of them is a 6'5" 250# football player from west Texas.
I let them play (badly) for awhile.
Then here HE comes. Loud, rude, wanting to play any of us, "for whatever".
I say to him I can play and am pretty good. I say I don't have much money but we can play some $10 9ball. He *****es and complains about the low stakes, you know the standard bs.
When he is down $40, I see a familiar look on his face, he is about to bolt. I say let's settle up. He craw-fishes for a bit, then admits he is completely bust.
I'm willing to laugh it off, write it off, whatever I have embarrassed the loudmouth and that's enough for me.
But my football friend isn't having it, he is pissed.
"Man makes a bet, man pays up."
Football quietly walks over to loudmouth, bends way down and quietly says something to him.
Loudmouth bends down and takes off one shoe, as he starts to take off the other one, football growls "Weren't you listening, I said one!"
So, there stands loudmouth with one shoe, football says "now leave!"
Off walks loudmouth in one shoe
I says to football "What the hell did you say to him?"
He says "I told him, you can take one shoe off and walk away, or I can knock your ass out of both of them and you can get carried away!"