Funny pic/gif thread...

[DRW]

Self Examination for Alzheimer's Disease test

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> If you are over 45 years old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
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> How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
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> 1. _ _NDOM
> 2. F_ _K
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> 3. P_N_S
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> 4. PU_S_
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> 5. S_X
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> 6. BOO_S
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> Answers:
> 1. RANDOM
> 2. FORK
> 3. PANTS
> 4. PULSE
> 5. SIX
> 6. BOOKS
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> You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?
> You do NOT have Alzheimer's
> You are a Pervert

 

[markatwork]

 

[markatwork]

 

[markatwork]

 

[flash5153]

This is how I feel when I come to this thread and there are 2 unread pages waiting!!

http://youtu.be/7wSL1_ZTm88

 

[Mr. Wilson]

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[TimKrazyMon]

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what are you saying there, Mr. Wilson? Pool players make enough $$ to hire those girls?

 

[Nine ... corner]

This one is for PINKLADY.

 

[Black-Balled]

what are you saying there, Mr. Wilson? Pool players make enough $$ to hire those girls?

It is South America. They got no idea what a dollar is!

I know a guy who married a hooker from south America, for real.

 

[cookie man]

Morganna, the kissing bandit.

 

[ENGLISH!]

 

[TheMadScientist]

A cat peed on my friend Megan while at her family Christmas, so I made her this...

 

[Nostroke]

Morganna, the kissing bandit.

I saw her when she was a 'Burlesque Act' in Times Sq around 1970. Her boobs were normal then.

 

[Solomon]

It is South America. They got no idea what a dollar is!

I know a guy who married a hooker from south America, for real.

I think that picture was taken in Tijuana, Mexico. If I can find the Billiard establishment online, I'll post another picture of it (possibly without working girls in the front).

 

[markatwork]

...Looked like a good hit to me

 

[DRW]

Italian Confession

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

 

[(((Satori)))]

I think that picture was taken in Tijuana, Mexico. If I can find the Billiard establishment online, I'll post another picture of it (possibly without working girls in the front).

Zona Norte?

I think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHth8PtJ-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atC2L0KIhrA

 

[ykndoit]

Close....soooo close!

 

[ykndoit]

Otherwise they would be called "blueberries" muffins....

 

[Dunnn51]

Almost broke my computer table !!

Morganna, the kissing bandit.

Them puppies went from quietly resting to super excited in no time flat !!

(So did mine !) lol

Post a warning next time for us "old guys !" :smile-us-down: