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Funny pic/gif thread...
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Subject: THE JEWISH SAMURAI
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
Three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese Samurai, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"Fantastic!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!*swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish Samurai, Obi-wan Feinsilver, opened a tiny box releasing one fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swoooooosh!* ...But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment. The Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. Dead is easy. But circumcised?:grin-square:
Subject: THE JEWISH SAMURAI
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
Three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese Samurai, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"Fantastic!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!*swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish Samurai, Obi-wan Feinsilver, opened a tiny box releasing one fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swoooooosh!* ...But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment. The Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. Dead is easy. But circumcised?:grin-square:
And then the flux capacitor takes over and ..................
For classic car fans...
Gotta go with the Bloomington Gold certified, '67, L71, Rally Red, C2 Corvette. The red '32 Ford roadster is really cool, but it's plastic... Site sometimes loads slowly.
http://www.rkmotorscharlotte.com/sales/inventory/active#21/
http://www.rkmotorscharlotte.com/sales/inventory/active/1967-Chevrolet-Corvette-Sting-Ray/135138#!/
Gotta go with the Bloomington Gold certified, '67, L71, Rally Red, C2 Corvette. The red '32 Ford roadster is really cool, but it's plastic... Site sometimes loads slowly.
http://www.rkmotorscharlotte.com/sales/inventory/active#21/
http://www.rkmotorscharlotte.com/sales/inventory/active/1967-Chevrolet-Corvette-Sting-Ray/135138#!/
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Caitlyn Jenner`s Fashion Debut
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase " South is gonna rise again":thumbup:
Something just rose again...... :thumbup:
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My thought was that it gives a whole new meaning to "that flag has to go!"
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The final rinse must have been fun! :rotflmao1:
The final rinse must have been fun! :rotflmao1:
I am a big car fan, but that site is rediculous.
That said, I did have to buy 6 cars. Now I owe them $587,000.
Dammit.
The American Male's Principal Problem
samurai
Subject: THE JEWISH SAMURAI
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
Three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese Samurai, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"Fantastic!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!*swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish Samurai, Obi-wan Feinsilver, opened a tiny box releasing one fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swoooooosh!* ...But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment. The Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. Dead is easy. But circumcised?
Subject: THE JEWISH SAMURAI
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
Three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese Samurai, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"Fantastic!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!*swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish Samurai, Obi-wan Feinsilver, opened a tiny box releasing one fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swoooooosh!* ...But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment. The Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. Dead is easy. But circumcised?
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https://youtu.be/ujYyE0lfSUk
https://youtu.be/ujYyE0lfSUk