So, What Do You Suppose Is Happening Here?

I found a Newhouse sold for $300 in 2013 on AZ.
$6000 seems like a lot.

Seller seems a little crazy, but he is the best 9 ball player in the world.
 
Man's a Juanderful nine-ball player......
...as a cue marketer....not so good
 
I think that guy posts in Flat Earth and Fake Moon Landing videos on YouTube also. Mental stability is two drunk guys on a see-saw level.
 
The guy selling the cue really got his feelings hurt I guess. I never seen anyone so butthurt that they had to put an ad on Ebay just to express their level of butthurtedness. Poor guy really needs help.
 
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I'll bet he's not even the best 9 ball player in his county. If I heard him talking like that in the poolroom, I'd call him a ball banger to his face.
 
Thats some funny chit.

Here's how the description reads.
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Hello, I am selling my Custom cue made by BILL NEWHOUSE. This is a Two piece wrapless Pink Ivory w/ Bubinga and Olive wood. It has phenolic ferrule, olive wood joint and buttcap from Bethlehem, birds eye maple butt, Bubinga handle and Pink Ivory forearm. I will sell this pool cue for this mucho money since it is my current playing cue and I will have to buy another one... Sale includes original Longoni Black Shuttle case. Cue is in excellent condition I have been playing with it for about 2yrs now and it is a beautiful cue. The cue is in fairly new condition with light wear, no major damage, no major dings or nicks, it is very straight.


Im trying to sell my High quality cue(1-item) here on ebay so dont you be messing with my listing I pay for these and I dont need your opinions and messages so keep them to yourself and send your messages back to yourself too you dumb loser I dont like you already giving me a bad name here on ebay just so you can sell your own cues..

WHO AM I? I am Juan Garcia I am the best 9ball player in the world.. WHO ARE YOU? WHO CARES and DONT be sending me any more messages about you and your opinion DIRECTLY to ME(#1) these listings cost me...

OH YEAH.. DONT PLAY 9BALL?? then go away and shop somewhere else and dont be starting a fight with me..
For example: I play 9ball in San Antonio and I see the pro 9ball player TEXAS TEJANO twister and I think she skkks and its really not my fault that she is NEVER AS GOOD AS I AM and so then she trys to be my friend because IM BETTER THAN SHE IS USA 9BALL PLAYER and I tell here shes an ugly loser and to stay away from me and dont talk to me and tell your goofy retarded league friends to stay away from me and quit bothering me during my workouts.. and then they dont leave me alone they just keep talking to me like they know shes a pro 9ball player and that she plays at the same pool hall and they can just talk to me if they want to .. SO I DONT PLAY THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THERE ARE ANNOYING especially someone like that idiot THE TEXAS TEJANO TWISTER and the rest of the phony USA AMERICAN 9BALL PLAYERS THAT ARE LOWER RANKED THAN I AM.. AND THEN in Austin at the other club when I used to run the pool tournament and then VAN BOENING comes in to play the tournament and he is pretty quiet guy except for a few grunt and whistle noises he makes from his retarded mouth and then he has a girlfriend that plays pro 9ball too and her name is Dela Garza and they BOTH WANT TO MEET ME and then they get my phone number so they can contact me about Van Boening playing pool at the same pool hall I play at so he can train on Diamond pool tables for the TExas open 9ball tournament and so Dela Garza can also get my phone number and maybe make a play there too OR BOTH OF THEM wanted my phone number?? who knows because Van Boening is gay with a gay earing and I wouldnt trust the guy if I were you. and so on and so on.. I go play at Bogeys in HOuston and then the black guys start trying to talk to me so i dont play there anymore because I DONT LIKE YOUR KIND OF PERSON EITHER... IM THE BEST 9BALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND I CAN PROVE IT ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYWHERE and nobody is going along for the ride with me UNLESS YOU WANT TO BUY MY CUE THEN BUY IT YOU ANNOYING LOSER.. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR STUPID STUTTERING NONSENSE go hit some more 9balls in the actual pocket before you ever try and talk to me about 9ball you retard.. go hit in about 10,000 9balls..go hit in 10 9balls on the break in one day.. go hit in 30 break and runs in a row.. go and try out AT HOME ON YOUR OWN POOL TABLE or AT THE POOL HALL IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE just the way I do it BREAK AND RUN RIGHT IN FRONT OF 200 PEOPLES FACES AND MAKE THEM SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN.. Van boening is all right even though he is NEVER AS GOOD AS I AM EXCEPT he is an excellent jump shot thats about it and who cares about that stupid crap in 9ball.... but I would NEVER RECOMMEND Villareal or DelaGarza as an expert 9ball professional 9BALL BULLY FAILS.. you know VAN BOENING I CAN KICK YOU IN YOUR ASSS THE FIRST TRY so go ahead and get into a fight with me I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHHHT JUST PSSS ME OFF YOU RETARDED STUTTERING LOSERS ANY ONE OF YOU AND I WILL PUT YOU DOWN FOREVER IN THE REAL WORLD you 9BALL BULLY FAIL VAN BOENINGstuttering crybaby JUAN GARCIA is #1 USA 9BALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD and you VAN BOENING are a STUTTERING LOSER with a PIECE OF CRAP CUE THAT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO EVEN TAKE A LOOK AT.. WHO CARES ABOUT YOU

USA 9BALL #1 In the WORLD(thanks to me JUAN GARCIA) usa#1, China#2, Phillipines#3,Germany#4,



INDIA...HAHA BOOO..

GOOD LUCK.. Please DO NOT CONTACT me unless you want to ask me a question about your interest to buy the cue. THANKS FOR LOOKING YOU9BALL BULLY FAIL
 
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here's another cue from the same seller.


http://www.ebay.com/itm/USA-9BALL-1-in-WORLD-BILLIARDS-1-pool-cue-item-4sale/322428829720?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41395%26meid%3D4147c8d76ed744b5b8264336e41dc01a%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D322427653208


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HELLO, CHINA AND RUSSIA NOT AS GOOD AS USA AMERICA 9BALL because of WEAKNESS
HOW TALL ARE YOU by the way because the pool table was NEVER MEANT FOR you to play on if you are over 5'10" tall.. IM SURE YOU DONT REALLY EVEN know about the table height and IM SURE you dont even have a cue with the proper length for your height as well because ITS JUST REALLY NEVER ABOUT YOU ANYWAY


Hello, I am selling my Custom cue made by BILL NEWHOUSE.

this is (1) item 4sale here on ebay! good luck shopping

This is a Two piece wrapless Pink Ivory w/ Bubinga and Olive wood. It has phenolic ferrule, olive wood joint and buttcap from Bethlehem, birds eye maple butt, Bubinga handle and Pink Ivory forearm. I will sell this pool cue for this mucho money since it is my current playing cue and I will have to buy another one... Sale includes original Longoni Black Shuttle case. Cue is in excellent condition I have been playing with it for about 2yrs now and it is a beautiful cue. The cue is in fairly new condition with light wear, no major damage, no major dings or nicks, it is very straight.






Im trying to sell my High quality cue(1-item) here on ebay so dont you be messing with my listing I pay for these and I dont need your opinions and messages so keep them to yourself and send your messages back to yourself too you quick biscuit.. I dont like you already giving me a bad name here on ebay just so you can sell your own cues..

WHO AM I? I am Juan Garcia I am the best 9ball player in the world.. WHO ARE YOU? WHO CARES and DONT be sending me any more messages about you and your opinion DIRECTLY to ME(#1) these listings cost me...

OH YEAH.. DONT PLAY 9BALL?? then go away and shop somewhere else and dont be starting a fight with me..



USA 9BALL #1 In the WORLD(thanks to me JUAN GARCIA) usa#1, china NOT NUMBER #1 in 9BALL

GOOD LUCK.. Please DO NOT CONTACT me unless you want to ask me a question about your interest to buy the cue (1)item. THANKS FOR LOOKING YOU9BALL BULLY FAIL
 
I don't think this is a blow hard or just stupidity etc. This screams of mental illness to me and probably not something to be making fun of.
 
Lmao! That shoulda been his first post on AZ - Priceless!

With that said there is a Juan Garcia from MI - hope he didn't move to Texas. He started playing again last year, hadn't seen him in like 20yrs. Very good BB player, but this can't be him.......I hope lol
Jason
 
Juan Garcia....greatest 9-ball player in the world!!!

...er, excuse me, Juan...here's a few guys who would like to discuss that with you...

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