The Legendary Pearl to Take On 14.1 Attempts

Biggest pockets on any size table I've ever seen in working on tables for over 39 years🤯
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I feel bad for Earl, that he would play in this event, in order to entertain you all for bananas like a trained monkey, instead of the dollars he deserves for his past accomplishments. He would have been better off declining your offers to compete, leaving everyone wishing he would because he ran 480 balls in his personal best high run, and have everyone wishing he'd show everyone how 14.1 should be played by one of the greatest in this sport. But this is the ZOO, and viewers want to see the monkeys, because they have bananas to throw to them!!!

All this has done is proven what Earl couldn't have done, by what he actually did! Earl should have declined the invention, with the excuse that he's to old to play 14.1 now, and been left with his high run reputation, and all the viewers wishing he'd entertain them, again, one more time....for their 🍌
Calling someone a Monkey? You’re a racist on top of everything else?
 
I've been playing pool, and working in the billiards industry in combination for over 50 years, what do YOU do for a living?? Go to your day job and play APA in the evenings?

Hey man, I’m an APA level 15! And my Fungo rating is over 900!
 
Calling someone a Monkey? You’re a racist on top of everything else?
Glen definitely is a racist and should be held accountable for his comments. That being said I'm sure Earl has never met or heard of Mr. Wet Diaper Glen but I'll see Earl at Turning Stone and let him know of Glens racist monkey comments.
 
Glen definitely is a racist and should be held accountable for his comments. That being said I'm sure Earl has never met or heard of Mr. Wet Diaper Glen but I'll see Earl at Turning Stone and let him know of Glens racist monkey comments.
Glen says plenty of legitimately ridiculous nonsense, so there's no reason to add racist accusations to something he said that wasn't racist. Leave that stupid game to the bozos on tv.

Now let's get back to our regularly scheduled train wreck.

Any clues as to who may be on deck?
 
Biggest pockets on any size table I've ever seen in working on tables for over 39 years🤯View attachment 622874
Weren’t John’s pockets 5 inches? You’re going to start talking about inner pocket cut blah blah, if so, show me a picture of John’s table pockets with measurements. And honestly, pool can barely keep its rules straight, let alone table requirements, so I’m not sure anyone really gives a damn.
 
Glen definitely is a racist and should be held accountable for his comments. That being said I'm sure Earl has never met or heard of Mr. Wet Diaper Glen but I'll see Earl at Turning Stone and let him know of Glens racist monkey comments.
Don't forget the BANNAS😅😅🤣
 
Weren’t John’s pockets 5 inches? You’re going to start talking about inner pocket cut blah blah, if so, show me a picture of John’s table pockets with measurements. And honestly, pool can barely keep its rules straight, let alone table requirements, so I’m not sure anyone really gives a damn.
Well buddy, you just keep watching those cue balls dissappear into the black holes and end the runs. The Rebco 9ft John played on had 5" corner pockets, but they were tapered smaller towards the throat, sorry to bust your bubble😉
Had to correct that, fingers don't know how to hit the 9
 
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Well buddy, you just keep watching those cue balls dissappear into the black holes and end the runs. The Rebco 8ft John played on had 5" corner pockets, but they were tapered smaller towards the throat, sorry to bust your bubble😉
Oh, really? It was an 8 foot? I didn’t know that.
 
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See, now I like you more than before. You’re a lovable grumpy old bastard aren’t you?
Funny, I've heard that before, from my 11 year old grand daughter no less😅 but its usually because she wants some donates from me, and I tell her I run a trade system, if she goes back up to her moms house and gets me some home made chocolate chip cookies, I'll trade her some donuts.

She's starting to see right through me when she comes back with 2 slices of banana bread to trade. I agree to the trade and she takes 4 donuts, I say HEY, ITS 2 FOR 2, and she just responds back as she's walking out my door...but thats GOOD banana bread grandpa, as she leaves laughing her butt off😅🤣
 
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Funny, I've heard that before, from my 11 year old grand daughter no less😅 but its usually because she wants some donates from me, and I tell her I run a trade system, if she goes back up to her moms house and gets me some home made chocolate chip cookies, I'll trade her some donuts.

She's starting to see right through me when she comes back with 2 slices of banana bread to trade. I agree to the trade and she takes 4 donuts, I say HEY, ITS 2 FOR 2, and she just responds back as she's walking out my door...but thats GOOD banana bread grandpa, as she leaves laughing her butt off😅🤣
Awwwww, man. This story has taken a twist. Chocolate chip cookies, donuts, and banana bread. Now I want to come and visit you.
 
Glen says plenty of legitimately ridiculous nonsense, so there's no reason to add racist accusations to something he said that wasn't racist. Leave that stupid game to the bozos on tv.

Now let's get back to our regularly scheduled train wreck.

Any clues as to who may be on deck?
I was only half joking since I don’t know what his intentions were when he said it, but let’s be clear here- in this world referring to someone as a monkey in any form is the same as the N word. Ever watch Champions League soccer? Games have actually been played with no fans because a select few were throwing bananas on the field and making ape noises when a certain player touched the ball.

But I get what you’re saying and I probably should have let it go, and most likely for anyone else would have but a little education was needed here.
 
I was only half joking since I don’t know what his intentions were when he said it, but let’s be clear here- in this world referring to someone as a monkey in any form is the same as the N word. Ever watch Champions League soccer? Games have actually been played with no fans because a select few were throwing bananas on the field and making ape noises when a certain player touched the ball.

But I get what you’re saying and I probably should have let it go, and most likely for anyone else would have but a little education was needed here.
I’ve probably thrown more shit at RKC in this thread than anyone else, but I’m pretty sure he was just trying to run with his whole circus analogy. I know, the analogy is all twisted because if the event is a circus then we wouldn’t be the monkeys, the players would be. But yeah, dangerous words.
 
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