💡💡YOUR FAVORITE GAMBLING SAYING..Drop it here

[galipeau]

"I'll shoot your liver out and hand it to ya" -Earl

 

[Tin Man]

There was a player I always admired that had a will to win like no other I've ever met. Sometimes if he needed three in a row to win a set, after winning a game to go down say 8-7 in a race to 9 would say "All I want to do is make it to hill-hill. After that I don't really care what happens..."

It was funny because anyone that knew him knew how ridiculous that was.

Of course, then when he got it to 8-8 he'd announce "OK, I changed my mind. Now I want to win."

 

[Tronpocket]

Pay me fool.....

 

[Fuji-whopper]

"I like that game so much, we can play loser DIES!!"


Neil

 

[BrownDawg]

A horse shits fast he don't shit long.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

'What's the problem??" and "Bet a thousand!"

 

[Bank it]

You've got a better chance at throwing a snowball & hitting the facking sun than you do of getting out of this trap

 

[Bigkat]

Barbeque or mildew!?? Lol

 

[Tin Man]

Will I play him one pocket? I'd play him hop scotch if he wants...

 

[Yotehntr]

That "fish" just pulled him in!

 

[owll]

your stroke looks like an ocotpus falling out of a tree!

 

[Kamikazecuetips]

"I know, I know....People tell me I get lucky a lot"

 

[Fuji-whopper]

"Heads I win, tails you lose."

It's amazing how many people don't catch this, not nice to pull on your friends or anyplace you want to frequent more than once.


Neil

 

[Bank it]

"Im out like a fat chick in dodge ball"

I stole this and used it today, my opponent was not amused. Caused a rail bird to snort coffee out his nose though

 

[jay helfert]

The vampires come out at night. Ronnie Allen

 

[ScottR]

I can beat anybody who can't get out from here.

Scott

 

[JoeyA]

After being asked for weight, when they don't really need any weight, I reply, "BELLY UP TO THE TABLE LIKE A MAN!".

JoeyA

 

[Bigkat]

HIM: I need some weight...ME: "Weight?? No you look perfectly healthy to me. Matter fact you could stand to lose a few lbs"...LOL

 

[garczar]

HIM: I need some weight...ME: "Weight?? No you look perfectly healthy to me. Matter fact you could stand to lose a few lbs"...LOL

You just make that up? Reason i ask is i've been going to poolrooms since the fall of '79 and have never heard ANYBODY say that.

 

[Poolhall60561]

"I'd rather be lucky than good"

Not sure I agree with that I'd rather be lucky and good