💡💡YOUR FAVORITE GAMBLING SAYING..Drop it here

[Black-Balled]

I am your father, Luke.

 

[us820]

You ain't really won until you make it to your car.

 

[Fuji-whopper]

Stop your talking and get to chalking!!

or

You got to post or you're playing the ghost.


Neil

 

[Danimal]

"Money on the wood makes the bet go good"

Money out of sight causes fights

 

[softshot]

I'd rather be ate by a goat and shit off a cliff than put a dollar in his pocket!!

-John Schmidt

 

[Tin Man]

"Eunice- that's a lovely name by the way- Eunice, would it be alright if I just set my ladder right over here?"

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I learned a lot from the old legends.....U.J. Puckett....."Gambling, is for suckers"

 

[PoolBum]

Never play a man for money who's named after a state.

 

[Bank it]

As Kevin used to call em when they didn't want to jack the bet: midget nuts.

Barkes bark.
Accentuated with that sneer on his face when he said it.

 

[trob]

my favorite when asked to gamble.. go back to your parents basement and leave me alone.

 

[Diamond69]

"Eunice- that's a lovely name by the way- Eunice, would it be alright if I just set my ladder right over here?"

Pretty Boy Floyd??

 

[Lesh]

"What do you mean you want out for half?"

(from my railbird perch) "I haven't missed a shot from here in my ennnn-tire life."

Lesh

 

[garczar]

I'd rather be ate by a goat and shit off a cliff than put a dollar in his pocket!!

-John Schmidt

I forgot this. This was Schmidt talking about Danny Harriman a few years ago. One of THE all-time great lines.

 

[Bob Jewett]

"No guts, no glory."
followed up by
"No brains, no headaches."

Lots of sayings from Danny McGoorty, but my favorite is, "That shot was so easy a drunk Girl Scout could've made it if you held her up to the table."

 

[tucson9ball]

Something I've learned to love hearing.....
"I paid for college playing pool", LOL..
I must have beaten 20 guys that told me that...guess I should have gone to college...

 

[Nick B]

After getting a good roll....The balls know who is supposed to win.

 

[jackpot]

After you're opponent lines up and takes 20 practice strokes on the 9 and then
dogs it. " you could have done that well with a lot less preparation "
jack

 

[TX Poolnut]

The money ain't right until it's on the light.

 

[Mr. Bond]

Wind dat rooster wid a curly comb
Gimme 10 dollas an u can take em home

 

[Bigkat]

Scared money don't make no money!!